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Sunday, September 13, 2015

NFL WEEK ONE 2015

This is what you've all been waiting for. 

Lawyers new to the REGJB have heard the rumors.
Longtime and careful readers of the blog have waited since the Super Bowl. 

Now it is here. 

Our 2015 football picks.  (BTW Tottenham won today for the first time.) 

Longtime and careful readers jumped on the little gem we gave you Thursday night- under 50, and like us they are already starting the season as a winner. 

Packers vs Bears. We are here, at the game, and it's a beautiful day for football in Chi-town, but not for long, because da Bears can't compete with the cheesy Packers. Packer -5. 


Browns at Jets. This is the battle for the first pick in next year's draft. If there is one game the JETS can win this year, its this game against the hapless Browns. The J..E…T…S  bring a top tier Defense and …and ….and…..not much else. The High Flyers are 3.5 point Favourites and we are taking the points and rolling with the Brownies and betting that the JETS go  0-16 this year. 

 Fins at Skins. If your home town Dolphins are going to be a playoff team, then these are the games they need to win- on the road, against lesser teams. The Fins are 4 points favourites in DC, and while we are not sold on Miami, we are taking a leap of faith and laying the 4.  

Football teams are much like stocks. We made a small (not so small) fortune this year selling oil and energy stocks short starting in January. Now we thing energy has bottomed and its time to starting buying for value. The Redskins are in free-fall. much like oil in July  of this year.  Bet against them and the JETS- sell them short as it were-until they prove otherwise. 

Chiefs vs. Texans- over 40.5. 

For your 4pm game, take the Chargers -3.5 and over 45 against the Lions at home. 

SURVIVOR POOL-
 UPDATED You know it, you love it, you wait all year for it. The world famous, earth-shaking,  viagra taking, survivor pool. Headlines this week: lots of people like the Fins over the Skins, and former Judge Colby, now a west coast denizen and  Ken "pick-em" Weisman's arch survivor pool enemy, has not been heard from. 




And coming tomorrow, exclusively on your Justice Building Blog: "The Judge; Her Boyfriend, and the hitch-hiker. A Miami story." Tomorrow on the JBB. 

Enjoy opening day. We will here in Chicago.



19 comments:

Fake kenny W said...

Colby is a chump and a fake a fraud. All he does is hang out all day posting stupid pictures of his mangy mutt on Facebook and myspace and collect his pension for three and a half years of being a glorified traffic magistrate. What a scam that is by the way. He has no football sense. No legal sense, no common sense and it is entirely expected that he would duck me this year in a pool that he always gets embarrassed in. Picking the Browns over the Patriots and the Redskins over the Seahawks and the Jets over the Broncos. Really. What a complete dope. Good riddance. I'll be at the Ren, watching the games.

Rumpole said...

Week 1 ... I will take my home town chargers!
Inbox
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Jonathan Colby

WE RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM COLBY HE IS IN

Fake kenny W said...

What a scam. This is so obviously a fake. Colby is in hiding. He didn't; email crap. I demand proof. Everyone here at the Ren is booing and going on Facebook and make fun of his stupid dog. Come on Rump. kick his ass out.

fake jay White said...

Dolphins look like crap. WTF rump?

Real Fake former Judge said...

If its an all fake day then I am in, but really the attacks on my namesake are just a little too much and uncalled for. And I will second his chargers pick rumpole.

Fake former Judge said...

Ditto

Fake Blecher said...

I know I'm banned, but can I get in on this?

Fake Jay White said...

10-0 redskins. WTF WTF rump????

Fake Alex Michaels said...

DIS IS BULLSHEEEEET DEESE DOLPHINS

Anonymous said...

Oh stop it. His doggy is cute.
(so am I)

Former asa

fake alex Michaels said...

Hey baby come vith a real man.

REAL FORMER JUDGE JONATHAN COLBY said...

I am in! Last minute, but timely! I have my San Diego Chargers starting in one hour! This year is all mine. Kenny W will be knocked out in the first round! PS...my dog is spectacular and is doing some great wounded warrior therapy dog work Mr. Fake Kenny W! What is your gerbil doing to make the world a more kind and loving place? Ha, got you!

Anonymous said...

Omg rump in this order please ban the following.
Shumie
The REN (a venue)
Kenny and fakes
Colby and fakes
Thanka

the great silent majority.

Fake Kenny w said...

21-3 Detroit over Chargers. Laughing my ass off. Everyone sing with me
GOODBYE COLBY
GOODBYE COLBY
WE LOVE TO SEE YOU GO

OUT AT FIRST GAME. LOVE IT. LOVE IT.


Real Fake former judge said...

Laugh now Asshole.
Chargers 28-21

Real Fake Former Judge Colby? said...

Am I the only WINNER, besides Trump?

Anonymous said...

Hey Rump,

I don't see my pick on the blog spreadsheet. What kinda way is that to treat the defending Champ??!

Dustin Tischler

Rumpole said...

Got every pick right except the Jets. Figures.

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