30 Months was the sentence for two counts of L&L for a 40 year old man who had sex on the beach with his 20 year old girlfriend.
Jose Caballero, aged 40 and his girlfriend, Elissa Alvarez-veinte, were both convicted of lewd and lascivious behavior. The couple had sex, conked out, woke up, and went at it again. The beach was populated, and the couple was filmed by multiple individuals.
Alvarez was sentenced to CTS while Caballero, who had priors, got 30 months.
30 months!! Are you freaking kidding us? When did Florida become Texas?
Sex. Between two consenting adults. 30 months. They should give this guy a medal for reasons we are precluded from saying lest we be accused of being insensitive to issues of gender and …something else. We're in trouble for some insensitivity, we just forgot what it was.
Anyway, the Gawker article is here.
30 months. In prison. For sex between two consenting adults.
Beam us up Scotty, we're done here. SMH.*
30 months…for sex.
See you in court.
* Some millennial texted that to us the other day. It took ten minutes on Google to find out what it meant.
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