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Friday, June 19, 2015

NEW WEBSITE


Welcome to the Dade County Clerk's Website. 
Using the website is fun and easy! 
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Thank you for your patronage. It's our goal to make using our website fun and easy. 

Please quickly divide 1098736 /17 and post the answer to continue.    


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

We are in a 3 way fight for the worst website ( palm beach and Broward are in contention ). Hard to say who is winning....

Paul Petruzzi said...

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Anonymous said...

United men who don't care a damn about women will be holding a rally for fred seraphin at a local strip club tonight. Time and place TBA. Stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

get over it, you can actually download pleadings now!

Anonymous said...

More like united losers who have to pay to let women show them any attention.

Anonymous said...

Easy, just have mainframe password restored.

Anonymous said...

Palm beach is in the lead by not allowing users to look up detailed information while using a chrome browser

Anonymous said...

Unlike in Broward, we cannot access police reports, court orders or other documents that have been filed. I say we are the worst!

Anonymous said...

That's what we get from Harvey Ruvin in exchange for his $228,000.00 per year salary.

Anonymous said...

@3:03:00 PM

Yet you and many of your ilk keep voting for him or discourage election competition.
If someone with a Hispanic/Latino name were to run against him, then all of sudden this blog and you would be exalting his praises and his puny $228K salary.

The hypocrisy of it all... LOL

Anonymous said...

Broward is the worst website hands down. You have to pay to see a docket! that's crazy.