Dramatis Personae: Maritza Alvarez-Shapiro, Nancy Wear, Michael Catalano.
FACDL LISTSERV, Saturday, August 23, 2014.
The story you are about to read is true. The names have not been changed, because it's just too damn fun and juicy.
Like the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand, an unlikely event that started the first world war, the War between Michael Catalano and Nancy Wear started with an innocent comment, by Maritza Alvarez-Shapiro, politely asking people to vote for Oscar Rodriguez-Fonts. Oscar is a good guy, an REGJB regular. For what's it worth, we're going to vote for him. He will make a foin foin judge (It's an Irish sort of day for us.)
Enter Nancy Wear. Bon Vivant. Raconteur. FACDL LISTSERVE gadfly. Scourge of condo boards. Enemy, apparently, of one Michael Catalano- DUI maven, defender of disgraced judges, no fan of Ms Wear.
Wear fired the first shot. In response to Ms. Alvarez-Shapiro's endorsement of ORF, gladly seconded by Jackie Woodward, Nancy Wear wrote this: