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Tuesday, May 01, 2012

WAS SHE WORTH IT?





BREAKING: President Obama will address the nation live tonight at 7:30 PM from Bagram AFB in Afghanistan on the long lines at the REGJB; on why the Dolphins draft was a bust;
on the status of the withdrawal of US troops from Afghanistan.







Here is the young woman who had a liaison with the secret service agent in Cartagena. 


PADILLA v. KENTUCKY retroactivity argument is before the Florida Supreme Court May 8, 2012. 
Here is the initial brief on jurisdiction.  And here is the initial brief.  Hernandez v. State. Sc11-941. 


THE "F" WORD- is not often heard in the US Supreme court. 


Dewey & LeBoeuf is crumbling. It's not a pretty picture. 
Now the latest memo from the firm's leadership is encouraging partners to leave. 


See You In Court. 




42 comments:

DS said...

Rump
Does this story mean that a Judge can not punish for a FUCK if related to a political theme on a Tshirt in Court?
DS

Anonymous said...

oh yes she was!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes. Worth it.

Anonymous said...

Evidently, the agent felt she wasn't even worth $800.

I guess all the hype over Colombian girls is just that- hype.

Anonymous said...

Rump,

You are at least a week behind the times.

Kids, here is the morality lesson for today: always, always, always, pay your hooker; do not argue about the bill for the services rendered; and give her a little extra "tip" for her mom and kids.

And, if you are stupid enough to cheat on your wife and be cheap at the same time, you deserve to be caught. Moron.

Anonymous said...

oh helllls yea and pls let me know when she's the centerfold bc I got to get me's a copy....!!!

Anonymous said...

Dude, hit South Beach ANY DAY OF THE WEEK and you will find 50 of them waiting to be spoken to - not hookers either - just hot women working on a tan. Typical Law Enforcement (read little dick who doesn't have the ability to pick up a real woman outside of the realm of the badge) to have to hire a hooker.

NOT worth it.

Anonymous said...

Padilla will not be found to be retroactive.

Anonymous said...

Rumpole:

15 stitches to one of your star players after punching a fire exstinguisher because of yet another loss to the Heat? Looks like your beloved Knicks are not only ineffective but also a bunch of drama queens. The Heat, on the other hand, look like they're going sweep through this series like it didn't even have to happen. The Knicks simply do not match up well against the Heat, and the Heat look like they're a different team than they were two weeks ago. I want to see what happens if Jeremy Lin tries to make his big "comeback" in Game 4--my over/under on Lin turnovers is 10 (assuming he doesn't punch out something on the scorers table and hurt HIS hand before the end of the first quarter).

Anonymous said...

You dont pay a hooker to come, you pay her to leave.

Anonymous said...

That guy who left the pds office two years ago after not being promoted out of county court just got his third 5 million plus jury verdict in a med mal case in Pensacola last week.
Not getting promoted was the best thing that ever happened to him.

Rumpole said...

10:16 - The Heat couldn't win a championship last year. They won't win one this year and they will implode next year, all because they are not a team and cannot handle adversity. Watch.

Cinco De Shumie said...

CINCO DO SHUMIE THIS SATURDAY. Road trip to Cartagena. Who's in?

Anonymous said...

Best nicknames in the justice building?

Anonymous said...

7:52- Don't lump all Columbian hotties in one group.

"American Minority" said...

She is hot no doubt. Protecting the POTUS is Priority, serious business. they should have played later,or on own time.If your going to take the chance pay the damn $80 bucks he must have been a republican always trying to use and get over on people. #Cheapscape

Anonymous said...

Alex "dis is bullsheeeet" Michaels.
Kenny " The Kinosha Komet" Weisman.
Don "The Terminator" Thompson.
"Special Ed"
Don "I fire you twice" Horn.
David "bad" Weed.
jill " The verdict" Vendenson.
Artie "Art Vandolay" Speigel.
007 Dui.

Anonymous said...

I love the Heat, but I hate to admit that Rump may be right. Now that Rose is out, the Heat's path to the finals seems more than doable. But, they're going to have a very difficult time beating OKC or the Lakers. While they can probably handle or at least balance out Durant/Westbrook or Kobe, I don't see how they can overcome the rebounding/blocking of Ibaka or Bynum.

Anyway, GO HEAT!

BTDT

Anonymous said...

Horace,
Why Dewey care about a BigLaw implosion?

Anonymous said...

"Country Dave"
"Fast Gerry"
Howie "Mousey" Gross
The Schu
Michael "The Fish" Salmon
Murray "The Z" Klein
Shumie
Abe "Darth" Laeser

Anonymous said...

When he sees the bills from the divorce lawyers and alimony payments, he'll realize it wasn't worth it.

Why are men such idiots???

Bagram baby, Bagram said...

The airport at Bagram was built by the United States in the 1950s for its strategic purpose, mainly to counter the spread of communism and the strength of Soviet Union during the Cold War. While the United States was focusing on Afghanistan, the Soviets were busy with the Island of Cuba and Fidel Castro. U.S. President Dwight Eisenhower landed at the airport in 1959 where he was greeted by King Zahir Shah and Prime Minister Daoud Khan among many other Afghan officials.[4][5] It was maintained by the Afghan Air Force with some support from the U.S.

The airfield played a key role during the Soviet war in Afghanistan from 1979 to 1989, serving as a base of operations for troops and supplies. Bagram was also the initial staging point for the invading Soviet forces at the beginning of the conflict, with elements of two Soviet Airborne Troops' divisions being deployed there. Aircraft based at Bagram, including the 368th Assault Aviation Regiment flying Su-25s, provided close air support for Soviet and Afghan troops in the field. The 368th Assault Aviation Regiment was stationed at Bagram from October 1986 to November 1987.[6] In 1987 a memorial was erected in honor of the five Soviet Air Force Su-25 "Frogfoot" pilots who had been killed during the war, including Captain Burak and Senior Lieutenants Aleshin, Zemlyakov, Paltusov and Hero of the Soviet Union Pavlyukov. The dilapidated memorial was discovered by U.S. Air Force Sergeants David Keeley and Raymond Ross, and Army Sergeant Tom Clark in 2006. An attempt was made to preserve it as a historical site, refurbish and possibly relocate the memorial to the Russian embassy in Kabul, but it was ultimately destroyed by base personnel in 2008.[citation needed]

Some of the Soviet land forces based at Bagram included the 108th Motor Rifle Division and the 345th Independent Guards Airborne Regiment of the 105th Guards Airborne Division.

Frequent Cartagena traveler said...

Colombian women are the GOAT!

To whoever said that you can go to South Beach and 50 of them are just waiting for you to talk to them while they're tanning...you saying "hi" to them and them ignoring you is NOT talking to them.

Anonymous said...

Hey American Minority....

It's "cheapSKATE" not Cheapscape.

You dumbass.

Anonymous said...

I think her rate was $800.00. The agent is a chump - in addition to bringing disrepute upon himself, his family, and the United States Secret Servuce, his actions caused damage to his buddies. The guy is also a cheapskate; he probably goes to restaurants and complains about the after dinner coffee just to get his bill lowered.

Anonymous said...

For the record, it was not I that posted the dumbass comment to Am Min.

It is a second person who thinks you are a dumbass.

T50

Best courthouse nickname? American Dumbass

Anonymous said...

seriously. stick to county court issues.

YO YO MA said...

I am looking at her stomach and her smooth tan lines. I am looking at her two biggest assets, and I have one thing to say:

BOUTROS BOUTROS GHALI!!

Real Fake FORMER Judge said...

One look at that hottie with a body and I am on the next plane to Cartagena. Cinco De Shumie in Colombia. Viva Obama!

Anonymous said...

800 us the going rate for four hours with a way hotter one in fdc. In Columbia, you are looking at 100 max for the whole night...dime a dozen...and yes, piece of cake on sobe, no need to pay for anything other than drinks.

Anonymous said...

There has to be a glitch in this story because the numbers just don't add up. I've been around a bit and I can tell you that this girl is okay but is only a B teamer as far as Columbian talent goes. A girl like that goes for no more than 100 a night. Top shelf talent$ 200 a night. And I have been with some playboy centerfold quality women for $300 for the entire night, anything goes. $800 is such a ridiculously high figure that no Colombian talent would ever think of asking for it, or expect anybody to even have it. There are like 2000 Colombian pesos to the US dollar so an exchange-rate error does not seem likely. maybe she was requesting $800 as a spokesperson for all the girls combined? Maybe the whole thing is a set up orchestrated by Carl Rove

Anonymous said...

I don't know anything about Colombia, Colombian hookers or escorts, or what to expect when you are there.

But it was my impression that in Colombia, or the DR, or Costa Rica the professional ladies were plentiful, and very inexpensive. $800 sounds like a lot of money in Colombia. I can understand him balking at that price.

And I assume they don't take travelers checks or credit cards.

"American Minority" said...

To: 4:22pm, Thank you for the correction,It's obvious you're extremely familiar with the term. I presume after the potato incident, and those last two terms, you guys had to beef it up a little.Keep up the diligence.

Now I smell something, never mind must be one of those "Bottom Feeders."

Anonymous said...

this is just one big misunderstanding.. you see the secret service was giving her a full body cavity search...it's like a matter of national security so they brought out the magic wands of Hogwarts...such negativity for some safety

Anonymous said...

This has been said a thousand times and saying it again doesn't make it any less true: paying a good hooker for sex is cheaper in the long run than having a girlfriend or wife (or both). And the beauty of it is that they are gone when you wake up. Nothing beats eating breakfast alone while watching Sports Center.

Anonymous said...

Where will new judge rudy ruiz be assigned?

Fake Marc Gold said...

I hereby offer the services of The Ticket Clinic to all U.S. Secret Service agents that have been caught up in this scandal.

As a fellow victim to the dishonesty of bitches, strippers and hookers, I'm tired of this abuse of johns.

Anonymous said...

God you men are dumb, the $800 was for her SILENCE not the quality of the services.

CHEAPNESS KARMA

DS said...

The $800 also likely included the cops percentage. Besides its all negotiable.
But the lessen is the agree on a price BEFORE you begin, don’t wait to the Morning afterwards to talk $$.
You need to know the price when you make your order.
LOL
DS

Anonymous said...

10:10
You're right, it might be cheaper to pay for sex if you're single.
This dude was married. Paying for it any way you look at it.

Anonymous said...

Amazing. I think lawyers in SF are more knowledgeable about the intricacies of the prostitution market than they are of, well, law.

Anonymous said...

Colombian woman are always worth it!