Tuesday, February 07, 2012

AN AGE OLD QUESTION

Did you ever wonder why.......

Why we do what we do as Criminal Defense Attorneys
Presented by Attorney

David Oscar Markus


David Oscar Markus will provide a motivational lecture on the moral, legal and ethical obligations of our noble responsibilities as criminal defense attorneys.  David will share some of his insights and strategies in preparing and defending criminal cases.

Tuesday February 28th, 2012
12pm to 2pm at the Public Defender’s office in Room 110


RVSP to Maria PH at 305-545-1902 or  mprovostheron  at pdmiami.com  by February 24th 2012.


There is absolutely no truth to the rumor we will be heckling Mr. Markus...

33 comments:

A Man In Full said...

The cash for strippers. The money that buys the Grove Isle condo, the 911, the BMW 760, the boat all of which impress to no end the 26 year old 3L who likes the weekends in Vegas, the five days in Paris, the restaurants, the clubs, the parties.

Why do we do what we do? Duh....

WHat other 53 year old guy has this life?

Anonymous said...

We do it for the heartfelt thanks we get from our clients.

Anonymous said...

We do it for the respect that lawyers get in society.

Anonymous said...

Rumpole, you never publicize the FACDL CLEs. What happened?

Rumpole said...

BST (bloggers stick together)

Anonymous said...

We do it because the judges are soo pleasant life would be miserable without them

Anonymous said...

We do it for God because he apparently is the reason behind our success. Ever win a trial? Of course you didn't. God won that trial. Just ask your client and his family.

Anonymous said...

But you should....

Anonymous said...

We do it because the best place for coffee is ABP.

Anonymous said...

We do it for the free wifi.

Anonymous said...

No other marketable skills..

Anonymous said...

and too late to learn a new trade..

Anonymous said...

We do what we do to stick it to THE MAN!

Fake Kenny said...

The coffee ar ABP is markedly subpar and not drinkable. I prefer a single bean brew, cold filtered is a must , from one of three or four private farms at the 6300-8300 altitude range outside of San Paulo. Anything else is proletariate swill.

Anonymous said...

For the chicks.

Fake kenny said...

And lest I forget the milk is organic from the Lesterfield farms in Vermont whose cows chew an organic moss based cud. Any other milk is white trash. The milk blends subtly yet devinely with the coffee so long as it is added when the coffee is exactly at 103.5 degrees Anything else is subpar starbucks swill.

Fake phil R said...

HEY! Don't be messing with starbucks you pompous foofoo so be dandy.

(formerly fake tannebaum)

Anonymous said...

Wonderful. The two most obnoxious guys in the courthouse.

Anonymous said...

We do it for the courthouse hot dogs.

Anonymous said...

We do it to work in Allapattah.

Rumpole said...

You know in over 25 years I have never purchased a hot dog from one of the vendors. I represented a particular fetching one in the mid 80's when they used to arrest and hassel them.

Barrister of Ballentrae said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...

We do it for all the Courthouse gossip...whether true or not.

Anonymous said...

We do it because we owe alimony. We owe alimony because we worked so much our wives left us. We then had to pay two divorce attorneys, so we have to work more. Luckily we have insurance to pay the mortuary, otherwise it would never end.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Rumpole for promoting the events for FACDL. I am going to send them to you directly next time.

Rumpole said...

Remove the name of the third fake person which is a supremely derogatory comment about someone we all know, and I will post it.

Word of the day guys said...

"pompous fofo sobe dandy" is about the slickest put down we've seen on this blog. It is biting, pity, and does the job in four vicious words.

Dandy- in this context a Dandy is defined as s a man who places particular importance upon physical appearance, refined language, and leisurely hobbies, pursued with the appearance of nonchalance in a cult of Self.

foofoo- most urban dictionaries agree that foofoo is commonly understood as an adjective describing something that is very pretty or cute but has no real utilitarian value. Something that is nice to look at but serves no other purpose.

sobe is south beach.

pompous- in this context the word is best defined as having or exhibiting self-importance.

Word to the wise- the assassin who shot you down in four lethal words is a professional. Don't mess with him. His is a silent killer, and the knife is in and out before you know you're dead.

Anonymous said...

Thank god someone broke that down and explained it. It was so complex.

That's why I do this job, so I can hang around really smart people.

Bel-Imperia said...

For the record, the "chicks" are not impressed with any of you. The majority of you are discussing plea agreements before the information is filed in the case.

Anonymous at 5:55 PM sounds pretty accurate. For some reason, the "brilliant" legal minds in Miami don’t advocate prenups (somewhat baffling). And the petty courthouse gossip is usually unsubstantiated and unwarranted. That you would do it for the "gossip" is is sufficiently pathetic.

9:23 AM: You're not sticking it to THE MAN. I'm pretty confident THE MAN is sticking it to you.

Rumpole said...

you comment trashed so many dead people that I think you set a record. But I still did not post it. Let the dead rest in peace.

Anonymous said...

I hope you are compiling all these unacceptable comments, to be released upon your death.

I'm dying to read some of them!

Anonymous said...

THE NY GIANTS WON BY A "TUSHDOWN"

Anonymous said...

We do it to embarass young ASAs and police officers in court when they do not give us discovery materials at light speed, and we do it to get guilty-as-sin clients a plea they'll like