SENTENCING STRATEGIES

Caught cheating and now fired.

UPDATE: Exclusive. The Evil Genius, coach of the NE Cheaters, who cheated their way to several super bowl wins and losses (hahahaha) will be fired today. They will call it a mutual parting of the ways. But what we know is that once the Evil Genius could not cheat, and  once his bougie QB left the team, the screen was pulled back on the Great Oz and it was revealed that he was not much at all. A pedestrian loser whose team wins four games a year. Most retirements merit a Rumpolian "Well done. Well done indeed."  Although we appreciate , nay admire, his misanthropic press conferences. his firing generates a simple "Goodbye and good riddance." 

Prediction- Like Vince Lombardi after leaving the Packers, he will be hired by the Washington Commies. Things didn't work out well for Mr. Lombardi when he went to DC. (He died shortly thereafter of colon cancer, rejecting a colonoscopy with a curt "I'm not going to let them shove anything up my a$$..." Of course we do not wish ill health on the evil genius. Just more losing.) 

SETENCING STRATEGIES 

We are not very familiar with sentencing.  It is an area of the law we have been able to avoid needing to study. 

But our knowledge extends to the understanding that there are various sentencing strategies.  

There is the compassion strategy- rent a family, haul a few kids to court, get a bad medical diagnosis and beg for mercy. 

There is the Churchill strategy: "In victory magnanimity; in defeat defiance." 

And there is the ol' remain silent and hope you come back on appeal. 

But in the annals of criminal defense, we are pretty sure that the strategy of the below defendant, in a court in Las Vegas recently, has ever worked.