Good morning from the end of week one of voluntary home sheltering. How has been your experience? Is it the end of the world (MSNBC) or a slight case of the sniffles (FOX)?
Courts are closed, but lawyers are acting stupid. See DOM's blog on Magistrate Rock-n-Roll Goodman's order dressing a civil lawyer down for opposing a continuance. It went viral yesterday.
British PM has Covid-19. Best source of info is the best twitter feed on the planet- @Number10cat- Larry the cat who tweeted "I won't lie, this will test my willpower... " after the news that the PM's meals will be left on the floor outside his bedroom door.
Our informal poll is that federal and state prosecutors have been pushing back hard against everything. No continuances, no releases, nothing is wrong -what you talking about Willis? (see below) @KathyBusinessAsUsualNoPaidleaveFernandezRundle and @ArianaNoContinuancesNoreleasesNoretreatNoSurrenderFajardo.
Meanwhile, AG Barr is authorizing the BOP to release low level inmates. Put every other employee of the DOJ opposes the move.
POTUS wants to reopen the country. Boston Medical services are breaking down.
The Market had a three-day historic rally, but unemployment numbers are hitting record highs, and you ain't seen nothing yet.
Up is down. Down is up. But through good times and bad, you can count on one thing- Rumpole will be blogging.
what's the case name on that Judge Goodman order?
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