BUSH TO RUN FOR STATE ATTORNEY

UPDATE: NOT GUILTY We told you to go watch DOM in trial this week, and word is he knocked it out of the park before Judge Moore. The jury returned a NOT Guilty Friday Morning, David thus becoming the only attorney we are aware to get a misdemeanor battery dismissal on Wednesday, followed by a Not Guilty in Federal Court on Friday. Not a bad week. Well Done, Mr. Markus. Well Done indeed. 

BUSH TO RUN FOR STATE ATTORNEY!!!

Sources have indicated that Jeb Bush, last seen getting his butt kicked by Donald Trump, still has the "public service bug" and has set his sights on the Dade County State Attorneys Office. 

"It's something he thinks is winnable" said a source close to Bush. And he needs to bounce back. "Think Richard Nixon running for governor of California in 1962. Well, that's a bad example actually, because Nixon lost, but you get the idea."

A spokesman for the Dade County State Attorneys Office, speaking off the record, called Bush "Low energy." Hmm... good point. It's worked before. 

CLERK'S OFFICE TO CLOSE
Not satisfied with reducing services, the Dade County Clerk's Office has decided to close. "Closing the office will save the office tens of millions of dollars, which will allow us- in theory- to provide better service- if we were open. Which we won't be."


And finally, the day we have all been waiting for. You want a cup of coffee? A Bagel? A quick soup and salad over lunch? You got it! The El Chapo cafe on the first floor is opening today, April 1, 2016. and to celebrate, your tab is on us. We've generously provided a credit card and we are footing the bill to celebrate the opening. Just head on in and order anything you can. We'll get the tab. 

REAL GOSSIP
Sad. A judge. Been in trouble before. Flamed out in court last week. Locked themselves in chambers. Your chief judge was summoned to talk him/her off the ledge. Unofficially removed from courtroom duties for a bit. And now a story that they were out drinking late over the weekend. Cut off by the barkeep, another flame-out. The police were called. No arrest made. The kind of crap you see in Broward. It's only a matter of time. 

See You In Court.