Tuesday, March 11, 2014

BROWARD COUNTY CRIME LAB SCANDAL

There's an emerging and bourgeoning crime lab scandal in Broward. The JAA Blog has all the details. Since we don't go to Broward, we don't really give a darn. But for those poor souls that must trk from Miami to the netherworld, we provide you the information. 

BEST LAW SCHOOLS: as per US News and World Report:

1. Yale
2. Harvard
3. Stanford (-1; tied for #2 last year with Harvard)
4. Columbia
4. Chicago
6. NYU
7. Penn
8. UVA (-1; tied for #7 last year with Penn)
9. Berkeley
10. Duke (+1; ranked #11 last year)
10. Michigan (-1; tied at #9 last year with Berkeley)
12. Northwestern
13. Cornell
13. GULC (+1; ranked #14 last year)
15. Texas
16. UCLA (+1; ranked #17 last year)
16. Vanderbilt (-1; tied at #15 last year with Texas)
18. Wash U (+1; tied at #19 last year with Minnesota)
19. Emory (+4; tied at #23 last year with Notre Dame)
20. GWU (+1; tied at #21 last year with Alabama)
20. Minnesota (-1; tied at #19 last year with Vanderbilt)
20. USC (-2; ranked #18 last year)


The Knicks have won four straight. The Heat? Don't ask.

If you're keeping track, Russia and Vladimir Putin ( if ever there was a guy who belonged in Broward, it's Putin) made threats against the Vatican City, Monaco, and Nauru. For those of you that care, Nauru is the smallest island nation (8 square miles) in the world. 
Putin and Russia should pick on someone their own size. Some foreign land that has traditionally repelled invaders. A place so unusual, complicated, and mysterious that armies would think twice before invading. Just how do you say "Hialeah" in Russian anyway?

1 comment:

  1. DJ Esquire says:

    Let's talk law school rankings. Bring your cameras to my office.

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