BREAKING SATURDAY NEWS: One of Charlie Sheen's two "goddesses" has "left the building" as per a late night Tweet. Events are fluid in California and in Tripoli and we are monitoring both for you.
Friday's Investiture of Judge Michaelle Gonzalez Paulson:
An eyewitness to history writes:
Today's investiture of Michaelle Gonzalez Paulson was very simple and emotional. It was not a sesquipedalian ceremony (to use Rumpole's word) but a very heartfelt and down to earth event. Michaelle will make a great judge.
For example, it finds “call me” moments — those incidents when an employee decides to hide a particular action by having a private conversation. This usually involves switching media, perhaps from an e-mail conversation to instant messaging, telephone or even a face-to-face encounter.
RUMPOLE! What does that trollop Tara Stiles have that I don't? I'm really insulted. I thought we had something.
ReplyDeleteWell, lets see, for starters she has a rockin body. And an amazing personality. Sweet, quiet, centered inner strength.
ReplyDeleteShe's famous so she can deal with my fame, and she's successful so I know she's not after my wealth.
You see, I actually met her at a party in NYC over New Years and I have been smitten ever since.
Very unlike you Rumpole to reveal a personal issue- lets see, Gary Rosenberg is living in NYC now. Have you inadvertently revealed your identity?
ReplyDeleteAnd before the comments start flooding in, I know she's married.
ReplyDelete"The saddest words of song or pen,
are what might have been...
Slight mis-quote of Whittier.
ReplyDelete"For all the sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: It might have been."
Who cares about Charlie Sheen?
ReplyDelete7:42- yeah but I did it on the fly without googling it. Not bad.
ReplyDeleteThe over/under on when Sheen will meet his maker is November 1, 2011.
ReplyDeleteIf you're that funny cute lawyer from Miami I remember meeting you. And yes, I am married : )
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That can't be real, can it?
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