I DID IT!!!! I HACKED RUMPOLE AND THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE BOX!! THE BLOG IS MINE. THE KING IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I tried to hack the blog for months and months and months, and one day, looking at the sign in, using rumpole’s email as a sign in, I started writing “think outside the box” as the password.
It couldn’t be this simple, could it? Well, no, but then one night recently it hit me: TOTB as the password!!!!! I knew I had Rumpole…..but alas that did not work. I was crushed, and then last night, almost as an afterthought, I typed in BTOT, T(hink) O(utside) T(he) B(ox) backwards, and shangra la! I was in.
The first thing I did was change the password, so Rumpole is locked out.
I run the blog. I rule! Any suggestions?
I’m sorry to report there is nothing in here that even hints at his identity. But I run the blog and I have the email address to boot!!! So Rumpole, if you want your lousy little blog back, email me and I’ll consider your offers.
See ya in court Rumpy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The Blog is mine, all mine!!!!
NO WAY DUDE!!!
ReplyDeleteWAY!
ReplyDeleteBe afraid, be very very afraid.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Damn I hope this is true. It would be funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteI doubt this is true.........if it was, comment moderation would be disabled. Nice try. Wish it were true though. Would be funny.
ReplyDeleteAmazing, now I guess I'll have to find another source for my judicial election/hot attorney/JT news.
ReplyDeleteIf that is the case, you just committed a felony. See you in Court!
ReplyDeleteno way
ReplyDeleteI just finished "After Innocence". If you're a criminal attorney worth your salt, you'll watch it. Terrifying.
ReplyDeleteHey, notrumpole. Why not turn off moderation?
ReplyDeletegreat now block captain before he annoys again.
ReplyDeleteyoyo
ReplyDeleteDude - that is beyond uncool. Give it up and stop being a parasite. Rumpole does something productive and gives space for a free and fair exchange of ideas. You just made a speed bump for someone doing something cool. Get a life.
ReplyDeleteIf this is really true, then take moderation off and let's see some real dirt today.
ReplyDeleteDudes- I am trying here to work on this. It's not like I have ever run a blog. I am trying to take moderation off. Check back.
ReplyDeleteMcGillis Dude- what stuff? tell me where and I will try. I'm gonna destroy this blog.
THE BLOG IS FREE AND CAPTAIN CAN NO LONGER POST!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI RULE .
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ReplyDeleteIf this is true, it is the best thing ever.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Moderation is off!
ReplyDeleteApril Fools!
ReplyDeleteModeration is off. I rule!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRumpole is defeated. Bow down great Rumpole and email me and beg for your stupid blog back.
PS. I'm not a lawyer- just a guy who likes to hack stuff.
HEY- WHO WANTS TO BUY A BLOG? SEND ME AN EMAIL- I ONLY WANT TO DO THIS FOR A FEW HOURS BEFORE I GET BORED. I'LL SELL YOU THE PASSWORD REAL CHEAP. THEN YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THIS LOSER SITE.
ReplyDeleteCrazy Joe Davola has taken over the world....
ReplyDeleteSo, who are the hottest PDs and ASAs in the courthouse?
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeletehi back
ReplyDeleteARRRGH. I CAN BLOCK CAPTAIN'S FRONT PAGE POST BUT NOT HIS COMMENTS. BUT I CAN REMOVE THEM....
ReplyDeleteVOTES ANYONE?
Spinner clerk in county court is the mega mega mega hottie. She can rock your world and keep it rocking for 30-40 years. I would marry her in a minute.
ReplyDeleteIt's anarchy. A free for all.
ReplyDeleteFree Tibet.
Free Britney.
Marlins stink.
LETS GO METS
Dolphins will blow the first pick guaranteed.
BRING BACK THE PICKLE BARREL AND MURRAY.
I'm delirious with freedom.
Spinner clerk : wealthy defense attorney here: would you marry me? I promise a life of luxury- big house, pool, maid, mercedes for you, unless you want the Porsche Cayanne. Ski vacations to Aspen. First class airlines and cruises.
ReplyDeleteWHat do you say my love?
There are actually people writing in who don't realize this is an april fools joke-please, all of you-resign from the bar
ReplyDeleteI resign.
ReplyDeleteMethinks you are Fake Rumpole Hacker.
ReplyDeleteFake Anonymous
April Fools!
ReplyDeleteWhoever you are, this in insane. Rumpole provided us a forum for discussion, an open forum, to better the justice system and the GJB. It has done a great job in the last 2 plus years and you are now runing it for everyone.
ReplyDeleteGive back the BLOG.
Cap Out ....
(PS: I may not be able to post on the front page, but I can still voice my comments!!!)
NO WAY DUDES. I HACKED THE SITE. WOULD RUMPOLE TURN MODERATION OFF? $500.00 AND THIS PIECE OF CRAP IS ALL YOURS. YOU GET THE PASSWORD, THE IDIOTS WHO COMMENT HERE, THE WHOLE SHEBANG.
ReplyDeletethat's ruining it
ReplyDelete$750.00 FOR YOU CAPTAIN
ReplyDeleteRump de la Rump: Brilliant. I tip my hat to you.
ReplyDelete$800.00
ReplyDeleteNo we're talking. Do I hear $850.00?
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this is real or not, but it's the funniest damn thing since Hugh Rodham's pants fell down during the closing argument.
ReplyDeleteTHE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
ReplyDelete815.04 Offenses against intellectual property; public records exemption.--
(1) Whoever willfully, knowingly, and without authorization modifies data, programs, or supporting documentation residing or existing internal or external to a computer, computer system, or computer network commits an offense against intellectual property.
(2) Whoever willfully, knowingly, and without authorization destroys data, programs, or supporting documentation residing or existing internal or external to a computer, computer system, or computer network commits an offense against intellectual property.
(3)(a) Data, programs, or supporting documentation which is a trade secret as defined in s. 812.081 which resides or exists internal or external to a computer, computer system, or computer network which is held by an agency as defined in chapter 119 is confidential and exempt from the provisions of s. 119.07(1) and s. 24(a), Art. I of the State Constitution.
(b) Whoever willfully, knowingly, and without authorization discloses or takes data, programs, or supporting documentation which is a trade secret as defined in s. 812.081 or is confidential as provided by law residing or existing internal or external to a computer, computer system, or computer network commits an offense against intellectual property.
(4)(a) Except as otherwise provided in this subsection, an offense against intellectual property is a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
(b) If the offense is committed for the purpose of devising or executing any scheme or artifice to defraud or to obtain any property, then the offender is guilty of a felony of the second degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.
CAPTAIN OUT ....
How about 250 down and 250 a month?
ReplyDeleteOOOHHH I'M SHAKING. YOU COULD NOT FIND RUMPOLE. HOW YA GONNA FIND ME???
ReplyDeleteSEE YA IN COURT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Captain is bothering me. I'm turning on moderation for a while to punish him.
ReplyDeleteLet me know the best price you get and ill undercut it just to get the blog-ill take 2 defense continuances and then plea the blog guilty-ill get a waiver of the impoundment
ReplyDeleteA few hints that this is, indeed, Rumpole posing as "NotRumpole." First, note the use of "The King is dead. Long live the King." This is the EXACT verbiage of the traditional proclamation made following the accession of a new monarch in various countries, such as Britain. Seems like something our Anglophile Rumpy would know.
ReplyDeleteSecond, note the use of the word "alas" in NotRumpole's original post. This is a word frequently used by the authentic Rumpole (4/7/07; 12/11/07; 6/16/07, etc.)
Finally, note the proper use of colons, semi-colons, and commas in the context of compound sentences with multiple dependent and independent clauses. I've always noted how the real Rumpole manages (usually) to follow these rules well.
All that, plus it's April 1st? Come on.
Anybody know the scoop behind Jay Speclor resigning up in Broward. Seems the new Chief Judge, banned him from the main Courthouse and sent him to a branch court to handle parking tickets and infractions. Check today's Sun Sent.
ReplyDelete4-1
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean we can't sign JOA Joe to the blog?
ReplyDeleteI am totally pissed off about all of this, but I will do my best to keep the readers informed.
ReplyDeleteapril fool's, rumpole. . .
ReplyDeleteModeration's off.Dogpile on the Captain.
ReplyDelete11:28. An insightful and thoughtful analysis.
ReplyDeleteLet's bring in Sven.
ReplyDeleteOMG!! What does this mean for me? I mean, I'm too beautiful to have any problems in my life.
ReplyDeleteThe only one DUMB enough to believe this is that nudnick McNutty.
ReplyDeleteI have a plan but I need to know if the readers are with me on this.
ReplyDeleteI think we seriously need to think about starting a new justice building blog and let Rumpole return to his position. The joker that has "hijacked" this site will soon realize that it is more work that he has time for and quickly drop this.
Until then, it looks like there isn't much we can do.
Your thoughts?
Real Bright. Just try and publicsize the site. I can take this whole blog down and any comments I want any time I want. Dude.
ReplyDeleteIt's not McNutty. It's Captain pro Se to you.
ReplyDeleteSoon to be Captain Clerk Candidate.
april fools day morons
ReplyDeleteWhere have you gone old Rumpole? The Dade Legal community turns its lonely eyes towards you?
ReplyDeleteThis is like that Superman movie where Superman goes to his fortress and loses his superpowers and then gets beat up. Rumpole has lost his powers.
ReplyDeleteLet's see ... The "I Hacked Rumpole's Blog" post was dated April 1 (April's Fools Day) even though it went up on March 31 ... Rumpole has long described his "occupation" as "hack" (see his profile, still unedited except for the change to "notrumpole"), and the blog is now unmoderated and yet Rumpole has not posted a comment all day?
ReplyDeleteC'mon, folks ...
DEES IS ALL BULLSHEET!!!!
ReplyDeleteOK. WATCH THIS. THE POWER OF ME.
ReplyDeleteLove the idiots like 2:30pm that think they are the only ones who figured it out. He even ends his comment with "C'mon folks".
ReplyDeleteLove the idiots like 2:30pm that think they are the only ones who figured it out. He even ends his comment with "C'mon folks".
ReplyDeleteclient posts a cash bond, and does pti, the case is nolle proosed. where does he go to get his flow back?
ReplyDeletebond should have been discharged when he entered pti. 9th floor has you dough
ReplyDelete3:06 p.m. - The 2:30 post was clearly directed to those of us (apparently Captain included)who may have taken this seriously. The "c'mon folks" shows that the poster did NOT think he was the "only one who figured it out".
ReplyDeleteGive you a little bit of freedom (i.e., unmoderated blog) and the very first thing you do is take the opportunity to call someone an idiot - nice touch. Freedom of speech was so meant for people like you.
dear spinner clerk,
ReplyDeleteif you read this blog:
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
marry me