IF.
A POEM.
BY RUMPOLE.
PROPS TO R. KIPLING.
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are screaming at the Dolphins and blaming it on Culpepper
If you can trust your team when all are laughing at you
If you can dream of just winning one--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think of just scoring once--and not make offense your aim;
If you can bear to hear the truth about Ricky Williams
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one lousy teaser with the Dolphins and over
And lose, and not jump out the window
If you can talk with crowds at the Stadium
Or walk with Shula, and still sit in the upper deck
If neither foes nor Titans can hurt you
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With a decent two minute drill
Then yours is the NFL and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be at least 1 and 2.
WTF?
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ReplyDeleteHUH???
ReplyDeleteALAN. IF.
ReplyDeleteCHRIS. IF.
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ReplyDeleteYOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL I TELL YOU - JESUS IS COMING AND YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO HIM - ALL OF YOU, AND YOU TOO PARKS
ReplyDeleteBienstock BANDWAGON. ALL ABOARD!
ReplyDeleteMarisa (fake L.T), it's riduculous that you keep attacking Parks. You sound like some fanatic. You should be banned from the Blog. Unless you can come up with something substantial...
ReplyDeleteoh, no no, I am fake LT, and I'm not marissa you blithering moron
ReplyDeleteRump, can you please keep Lady Themis and now her fake L.T. off this blog?
ReplyDeleteRumpole, you have really blown it.
ReplyDeleteFirst, this post...uhh..not so good.
Second, this is now a good time for you to reveal your identity. Many people think I am behind this blog. But those who know me know I would not be associated with a lame bit of poetry especially about your stupid dolphins. I bleed black and gold. Steelers pound the Bungles today.
You Know Who.
Alan! Not another bandwagon!. WHat do I do? Remember I had so much trouble getting off the last one. Help!
ReplyDeleteChris. I am on the Parks Bandwagon and L.T. keeps pulling me off..........
ReplyDeleteAlan, do the Dolphins have a chance today?
ReplyDeleteYes Chris. Where there is Saban, there is hope.
ReplyDeleteAlan. Should we vote yes to Judge Rothebergs retention.
ReplyDeleteNo, Chris. We vote NO, NO. She must GO I Say
ReplyDeleteNovember 7, 2006
ReplyDeleteVOTE NO TO JUDGE ROTHENBERG RENTENTION TO THE 3RD DCA.
VOTE NO TO FACES OF HATE.
signed the Miami-Dade Christian Family Coalition's pledge was retired Judge Leslie Rothenberg, a candidate for the GOP nomination for state attorney. Legal experts said she could face ethical questions for signing -- a contention that she disputes.
ReplyDeleteGOVERNOR BUSH APPOINTS CFC RECOMMENDED CANDIDATE TO DISTRICT COURT OF APPEALS
During the month of January, 2005, Florida Governor Jeb Bush agreed with the
Christian Family Coalition's recommendation and appointed the Honorable
Judge Leslie Rothenberg to the Third District Court of Appeals
SAY NO, NO, NO. TO THE FACE OF HATE JUDGE ROTHENBERG
Note people: LT-stands for Lady_Themis if you take a look at the post for August you will see she acknowledged her name. It is clear it is not who post 10:18:48 said.
ReplyDeleteDADE COUNTY BAR ASSOCIATION
ReplyDeleteCODE OF PROFESSIONALISM AND CIVILITY
PREAMBLE
Honor and integrity are the essence and an indispensable part of our profession. It is not enough to speak of honor or profess integrity. In the end, a personal commitment to honor and integrity must be established. Professionalism may no longer be relegated to a secondary topic and/or study that is then summarily filed away. We must acknowledge the responsibilities we have to society and each other. We as attorneys pledge to practice law in an honorable manner and devote ourselves to this Code of Professionalism and Civility.
AS A PROFESSIONAL, I WILL ALWAYS:
http://www.dadecountybar.org/codeofcivility/
After reading many comments on the blog, I decided to post the above from the Dade County Bar Association. What I don't understand is how a Candidate who is running for Circuit Judge will even acknowledge signing her names and using some of the expressions as she did in many post. It is clearly that she does not follow the CODE OF PROFESSIONALISM AND CIVILITY and/or does not remember, AS A PROFESSIONAL, I WILL ALWAYS:
? Remember that my responsibilities include a devotion to the public good, respect for the civil rights and sensibilities of others, and a willingness to provide pro bono or reduced fee services where appropriate.
? Exercise courtesy and civility in all communications and avoid rudeness and other acts of disrespect.
? Avoid personal criticism of another lawyer.
? Set a good example for and assist newer members of the bar..........Ms. Parks I think you should go to the above link and read it once again and act Accordingly to what you promised AS A PROFESSIONAL in which your bound to as an attorney who pledge to practice law in an honorable manner and devote ourselves to this Code of Professionalism and Civility. I will share this site with others who share the same values and conduct themselves under the standards attorneys pledge to as honorable Professionals.
time to bleed, You Know Who
ReplyDeleteHey Philly R-
ReplyDeleteThe bungles didn't bungle it so bad afterall, huh?
GO GATORS!
ReplyDeleteGATORS SUCK
ReplyDeleteTO Post-Sunday, September 24, 2006 10:18:48 AM
ReplyDeletePark's cut the crap out, we know it's you! Now what you're going to act like Lady_Themis & LT! Enough said, We don't want to hear anymore about you or LT or Lady_Themis and so on.
oh my a cat fight between Parks v. marissa
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Congrats to the Florida Gator football team. Still undefeated. Now comes murderer's row; four teams in the top 25 in a row and three in the top 10, with LSU, Auburn and Georgia, back to back to back.
ReplyDeleteAny other college teams that can say they have a schedule like that???
No looks like LT & Parks, and anonymous sign!
ReplyDeleteBienstock bandwagon? I'm on it and riding it to Mignaville!
ReplyDeleteWhatever you may think of our County Courts, they are light years ahead of New York's.
ReplyDeleteNew York Times Article
a lot less people in dade. and so you are aware mr."robed one", new york rules.
ReplyDeleteI am so sick and tired of all these New Yorkers that are always claiming that "New York rules", etc., like 7:53:39 AM. What are you doing here if it sucks so bad or NY is so much better? Leave already!!!!!!
ReplyDeletetru dat. if NY is so great, go there
ReplyDeletesummers in ny and winters in miami. lifes been good to me so far.
ReplyDeleteWow horrible Post.
ReplyDeleteThis is not even a poem.
Or a song.
Or any type of sentence.
This is just words put together that do not even rhyme or have rythym.
Wow, I am speechless.
GO GATORS ;) best football and best law school in Florida!
ReplyDeleteWOW---for real!
ReplyDelete"I am so sick and tired of all these New Yorkers that are always claiming that "New York rules", etc., like 7:53:39 AM. What are you doing here if it sucks so bad or NY is so much better? Leave already!!!!!! "
WELL GUESS WHAT? THEY ARE SICK NAD TIRED OF YOU TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get it "nad" NERD "AND"
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