This comment was just too funny to ignore. A Judge from Tampa wrote in remembering her friend the Late Judge Leyte-Vidal. Her first name was “Dee Dee.” A reader wrote:
Judge Dee Dee,
Your name makes you lose credibility.
If you plan to come to Miami, you should change it.
Sincerely,Jose Jose
Another Miami Herald reporter turns his lonely eyes to the blog for assistance.
Hey there. I'm a Miami Herald reporter named Chuck Rabin looking for anyone who might have witnessed some guy named Thomas Minks who this morning allegedly stole a mercedes to make it to a court hearing. The car had LoJack. Cops followed it and busted him in the parking lot. The guy is eventually tasered as he tries to get away. Is there any way you can post this on your blog? Would be appreciated.
Here is Jimmy Olsen’s email address: CRabin@miamiherald.com
Rumpole responds that the only thing worse than stealing a car to get to court is jumping the line to get into the courthouse. Forget about the cops tasering you, our clients will beat you to a bloody pulp. And then steal your car.
THEY'VE GONE CRAZY
We are sad to report that the Massachusetts Supreme Court has lost their collective minds. A defense of temporary insanity is in order.
The NY Times reported today (Sunday) that in a 4-3 decision the Massachusetts Supreme Court has ruled that the prosecution can now compel the defense in a criminal case to provide all impeachment material prior to the start of the case.
This includes impeachment evidence on witnesses.
This is Massachusetts, home of Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, the late Paul Tsongas. The last bastion of liberal thought in America outside of San Francisco, Woodstock, New York, and Boulder, Colorado.
This is Massachusetts State court, not Federal Court.
[common scene in federal court:
Defense Attorney: “we enter a plea of not guilty and request discovery.”
Clerk: “The defense has entered a plea of not guilty.”
Magistrate: “Take counsel into custody.” ]
We see this decision as the thin edge of a larger wedge known in certain parts of Dade County as “The Rothenberg Doctrine.” [TRD]
TRD stands for the legal proposition that if there is smoke, there is fire.
Here are the basic tenets of TRD:
1) Police do not make mistakes.
2) Prosecutors will screen out the one innocent defendant arrested every twenty to thirty years.
3) Because of rules 1 & 2 defense attorneys are burdensome nuisances in the criminal justice system to the extent they do not seek a plea in the middle of the guidelines.
4) Because of Rule 3, all trial court decisions and appellate decisions in criminal law should be based on Rules 1 and 2.
Certain corollaries exist in TRD.
a) The fourth amendment is pliable. While all searches not based on probable cause are unconstitutional, any search that turns up evidence, is a priori, constitutional, since only a search based on probable cause would find evidence.
Or put another way, the ends justify the means.
b) The fifth amendment is rigid. Once certain magical words are quickly chanted, any statements are admissible. Custodial interrogation begins only after a confession is given, providing evidence to arrest. All confessions are the product of non-custodial interrogation, since the police only arrest people once they have evidence. (See Rule 1).
c) The sixth amendment right to counsel arises only at arraignment or any other time when the right would not interfere with the work done by police and prosecutors. (See Rules 1 & 2).
The Massachusetts Supreme Court decision is a product of Rule 4.
Note that if you read the NY Times article, many people praise the decision saying that it will allow the prosecution to screen cases prior to trial and make better plea offers or dismiss the case entirely. These are people who have been thoroughly indoctrinated with TRD, especially Rule 2.
One Other case caught our attention.
FED INDICTED.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wpdyn
/content/article/2006/03/29/AR2006032901583.html
The Washington Post reported (see above link) that a former federal prosecutor has been indicted for obstruction of justice relating to his prosecution of a terrorist case in Detroit.
In a prosecution that began with Attorney General Ashcroft calling it "the most important prosecution since 9/11," and ending with the embarrassing truth that the Arab Americans indicted were clearly innocent, the legal behemoth known as the Justice Department, has decided to eat one of its young.
We don’t know if this prosecution is good or too scary. Caught with their hand in the “innocent cookie jar” the Justice Department, who wound this toy solider in the war on terrorism up and then sent him to court, is now like the police captain in Casablanca: “I am shocked, shocked, to find gambling is going on here. (here are your winnings sir.) “
“We are shocked, shocked, to find out that one of our own prosecutors would prosecute an innocent group of people.” (See Rules 1 & 2).
Here is an excerpt from the Washington Post Article.
A former federal prosecutor and a State Department security officer were indicted yesterday on charges that they lied during a bungled terrorism trial in Detroit and then sought to cover up their deceptions once the case began to fall apart.
Former assistant U.S. attorney Richard G. Convertino, 45, and State Department special agent Harry R. Smith III, 49, were charged with conspiracy, obstruction of justice and making false statements in connection with the 2003 prosecution, according to an indictment handed up by a federal grand jury in Detroit.
The charges mark the latest embarrassment for the government in a case that was once hailed by former attorney general John D. Ashcroft as one of the most important terrorism prosecutions since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. It disintegrated after a federal judge ordered an investigation of Convertino's conduct.
Legal experts said yesterday that an indictment of a prosecutor for improper conduct in a federal courtroom is extraordinarily rare, if not unprecedented, in modern times.
"The charge is essentially that he prosecuted too aggressively and crossed the line," said Stephen Gillers, a New York University law professor who specializes in legal ethics. "This is simply astonishing.”
See You In Court where nothing shocks, shocks, us.
that TRD (pronounced "terd) thing was long and annoying.
ReplyDeleteOther than that, it was the most truthful and well-written thing I've ever read on this blog
you have a lot of time on your hands ole rump.
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ReplyDeleteJose Jose is really, really funny.
ReplyDeleteI thought turd was funny ... thank God I hate the cold so I never have to worry about moving up to Mass. and dealing with that horrible situation.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the deal with ACS? Who are you? What's with the high school football photo?
ReplyDeleteNo joke, I actually have a client named Jorge Jorge.
ReplyDeleteSTATE V. JORGE JORGE
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Well why didn't you file a notice of appearance.
ReplyDeleteNew Poll: Which is funnier, Jose Jose, Dee Dee, or Jorge Jorge?
ReplyDeleteI go with the latter so long as you pronounce it with the soft 'g'. Sounds like a new Boy George LP.
Dee Dee is a Broward joke, every ASA I meet from Broward is named Dee Dee, and she is hot as shit and loves to break Biblical laws. Dee Dee has my vote.
ReplyDeletelots of rednecks up there. billy joe, bobby sue, etc.....
ReplyDeleteWhy is anyone "astonished" that a prosecutor was unethical or too aggressive? Par for the course, brother....
ReplyDeleteOn an unrelated note, Tom DeLay has finally stepped down, and released a video to make the announcement. Apparently the holier than thou hypocrite didnt have the cajones to do it in person. (violated campaign finance laws, allegedly).
good point above - that DeLay didnt have the cajones to announce his stepping down in person - thanks for the insight ANONYMOUS
ReplyDeletedid someone get made fun of for announcing a major news story with an anonymous post. i am so sorry. let me register, get an account, sign my name, and THEN it is official, Tom Delay quit.
ReplyDeleteI would tell you the weather today, but since I cant sign my name, I better not.
Rothenberg rules! I bet she knows what is really going on. Retain her!
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