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Thursday, August 11, 2016

A SIMPLE RIDDLE

Two lawyers contest for the same judicial spot in backwater Miami-Dade, a small sleepy, southern town. 

 What do you call them? 

 Plaintiff and Defendant. 

 BLOCH SUES DEL REY

 Herald article here. 


Knowing less about civil law than the average judge knows about the fourth and fifth amendments, we have no idea what the complaint alleges. Replevin? Intentional infliction of emotional distress? Slander? Sedition? 

 Have at it


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