UPDATE: BEST LINES OF THE DAY:
Chicago produced a Pope before it produced a quarterback who threw for 4,000 yards.
And this
Pope Leo was picked in two days. Shedeur Sanders was picked in three.
We have a Pope AND ....... drumroll please....
HE'S AN AMERICAN
WE HAVE AN AMERICAN POPE
USA ALL THE WAY
CARDINAL ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST IS OUR NEW POPE