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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

IF TODAY IS WEDNESDAY

If today is Wednesday then......

Judge Johnson must have retired (again) withdrawn as a candidate (again) and Sr. Rodriguez-Chomat is a new Circuit Court Judge (again).

Then again....this may all change in a day or so. But for now, it's as we say it is.

For Now.

A TOUCHY TOPIC: Here's the Channel 7 video of the now infamous "seductive scratching" by the Broward ASA and BSO deputy after the DUI arrest. Fetching.

Broweird Redux:

North of the Border Judge Marc Gold's wife has written brother Broward Blogger Bill Gelin accusing him of demeaning the profession of law and violating the Florida Bar's rules that regulate lawyers. Bill immediately shut down the blog and announced that he was voluntarily suspending himself from the practice of law until the wife of Gold thought he was punished enough. He also promised to run "every single thought and idea I will ever have in the future" past the erstwhile social critic to make sure his thoughts and ideas meet with her approval.

Or you can read what really happened here on the Daily Pulp blog. (Look for some Rumpolisms creeping into common usage. That shows us that we really have arrived.)



If today is tomorrow then what is yesterday's tomorrow?

If today is tomorrow, then yesterday's tomorrow is today.


Another answer:
Yesterday's tomorrow is today. This is a fact. This is reality.
But if what we
think is today is really tommorow, then we are a day behind! So rather than yesterday's tomorrow being today, 'yesterday's tomorrow' must be one more day than today, i.e. it must be tomorrow!