Why did the chicken* cross the road?
To get to Federal Court of course!
So here are some captions/tag lines that come to mind:
"This is a chickensh$t case..."
"Don't you hate it when clients are late for court?"
"He's obviously afraid to go to court..."
Add your own. Don't chicken out.
Happy Friday. It's a long weekend. State Courts (in Miami) and Fed courts are closed.
* Yeah, we know its a rooster. Just play along.