Welcome to the second month of 2023 when our shopping carts have ten-dollar gallons of orange juice and Chinese balloons are over Montana and Ashville, North Carolina, which as we here all know, is mostly populated with retired attorneys, judges, and cops from Miami.
Kiev, Ukraine has Russian missiles and Iranian drones. We have Chinese balloons. Things could be worse.
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| If you see one of these call NORAD or the Pentagon or Rep George Santos immediately! |
The best way to retaliate? IOHO send over the Miami Dade County Youth Fair. A few servings of fried Oreos and the People's Army couldn't storm Paris much less Taiwan.
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The blog and our email was flooded yesterday alerting us to a shocking Not Guilty in a first-degree murder case before Judge De La O (on a Friday of all days to boot). PDs Annmarie Harris and Yanelis Zamora notched the win for a client whose trial apparently swirled with mysterious rumors of santeria and black magic. Two experienced prosecutors took the loss which was not expected in a case in which there was a videotaped confession.
This is your first weekend without NFL football since late August. How are you holding up?