Florida’s Governor (“ I don’t believe in Covid or Global Warming so how did I not get elected president?”) has announced the closure of State Offices on Thursday July 3 as well. So you can enjoy a long weekend celebrating American exceptionalism (like defunding HIV treatment in Africa!! USA all the way. Let people get AIDS every day!).
What a guy. Just don’t use the term “global warming” if you’re a state employee or you will find yourself Trumped.
The Gov is term limited. He has a year left. Perhaps there’s an animal shelter he can defund before he leaves. Or some low income food for the elderly programs he can shutter. Or some children of immigrants he can cuff in front of their class and have their friends loudly mock them for being foreigners before taking them out of kindergarten and to a concentration camp in the Everglades. The kind of things we now want America to be known for. Enough of that nonsense of feeding hungry children and innovating health care to end things like Smallpox.
You know, the kind of stuff it takes to run for the presidency.
BEARS
Summer time leads to fall and that’s the best time to tune into the Bear Cams of Katmai National Park in Alaska and watch Brown bears peacefully feed on the salmon run until the current administration approves of oil drilling at the Katmai falls.
Check it out here. This is our favorite on line activity (other than betting against the Marlins).
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