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Monday, March 31, 2025

SUNNY MONDAY

 It's a new week and the sun is out. Here's our thoughts.

Need a continuance in federal court? Here's a quick out. Become of counsel to one of those firms that the Idiot has attacked. Part of his executive order bars their employees from entering federal buildings. 

"Dear Judge Altonaga- I must inform you that I cannot try the case set next week. The President has barred employees from Wilmer Hale from entering the premises of federal buildings, and I recently became of counsel to Wilmer Hale. I'd be happy to see if Judge Sayfie can lend us one of the State Courtrooms for this case."

El Herald reports that Canadians are canceling their vacation plans to South Florida. Guess MAGA doesn't mean MFLGA. 

Meanwhile the SAO just keeps trying to hide from their malfeasance: "if we ignore it, it will go away"  which is not far removed from George Costanza's famous idiom "It's not a lie Jerry if you believe it" No real remedial actions. They've done NOTHING to restore the Bench and Bar's confidence in their office. So call them out on it. If they make a promise in Court, remind the Judge what they have done and why you cannot take them at their word.

How's the economy treating you? Price of eggs dropped? Price of new cars dropped.? How's your 401K doing? Market have any confidence in The Idiot? Just asking. 

As for that third term? Just look at what Putin did and you'll understand what is in his feeble mind. 

Watch the special election for the seat vacated by ace National Security Advisor Mike Waltz in Florida's Sixth. A reliably R seat, the Dem has raised ten million and is making it a competitive race in a district The Idiot won by 30. It's a mostly older district. Hope they are enjoying themselves if they need to contact social security. Things are so bad at the agency the Idiot's henchman is gutting that supervisors are answering the receptionist's phones. The website was down four of the last ten days. MAGA so long as you're not a retiree who has paid their money into the system and now is a victim of a Government sponsored "Rug Pull". If you don't know what a RP is, Google it- or ask a 20 something.  

Meanwhile, it turns out Waltz friended a bunch of North Korean spies on Facebook and added them on his Snap and Tik Tok accounts. His Tik Tok is racking up some serious views as he posts our attack plans before they occur. The Idiot has mused about paying for military strikes by posting them first on Tik Tok and monetarizing social media to pay for the military. Can't argue with that reasoning. 

*NB: When we refer to him as The Idiot, it is an ironic play on the novel by Dostoevsky- a book we assure you he has never read.  


*NB is latin for Note Bene which means "note well" or "take note". 

NB our country is being run by amateurish fools. 


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

How much dumb can one orange brain hold?

Anonymous said...

“If you ignore it, it will go away.” No accountability for ASA misconduct. 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫 🤫

Anonymous said...

Rump, your longest-standing fan here … I hear you loud and clear about how “the idiot” is destroying our country, but it looks like 80 million Americans can’t see that. And now that he’s successfully extorting big law firms, what can we do?

Anonymous said...

Rump try working at the SAO. You have just about the nastiest people around you (prosecutors). They are the most opinionated rude people. All these “career’ prosecutors are the same, complaining about not making enough money but are afraid to go work elsewhere. Judging everyone around them. Treating support staff like lower class peasants. Culture change is needed.

Anonymous said...

Interesting post, but there actually was no alternative. The Democrats didn’t field a candidate for President. Trump basically ran unopposed and still almost lost.

Anonymous said...

Jason Pizzo has what it takes to run for President.

Anonymous said...

FACT: The Democrats didn’t field a LEGITIMATE candidate for President. (no primary election)