TIME FOR THEM TO LEAVE

 Well this is something different. 

You know those crazy sovereign citizens that file fraudulent deeds to steal property? 

Well one of them lives in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. 

At a press conference at the White House Tuesday Evening, the President said the United States would, and we quote "Own Gaza". 

And what about the 2.1 million people whose home land is Gaza? Where will they go? 

Hialeah seems a likely landing spot. Maybe Newark New Jersey.  And La Crosse Indiana. There's some empty land in the Ukraine. That could work. After all, the Palestinians are already used to being bombed.  And of course, the President is angry at Canada so maybe he can order the Air Force to pack the Palestinians in planes, strap them in parachutes and drop them on Montreal.  Children would get parachutes with Disney characters. 

Sort of like the Berlin airlift. 

But in a perverse reverse. 

So much for the fundamental principles of conservatism that believes that property rights are the foundation of all rights.  

 Just to be clear. 

The President of the United States just said he plans to displace a nation-state of people because there is nice beach front property. 

 You voted for him. 

We are gonna say that a lot in the next few years so we are introducing now the acronym YVFH. 

The president just snatched the pebble from the hands of the Palestinians. Time for them to leave.