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Wednesday, April 19, 2023

JUST ANOTHER LAWSUIT IN THE SDNY

 There are at last count, exactly eleven law firms in South Florida not involved in any of the prior president's civil or criminal litigation.

Have you been exposed to asbestos? Do you have mesothelioma? Then former President Trump wants you to file a lawsuit on his behalf. 

Have you taken Viagra and had an erection last more than four hours ? (Would twere that it ...never mind). Then former President Trump wants you to file a lawsuit on his behalf. 

Have you ever voted for someone who lost? Then you have had an election stolen from you and former President Trump wants you to file a lawsuit on his behalf? 

The President Trump Traffic Ticket Defense Team "No Pago that ticket! Fight Nancy Pelosi and the cop who caught you speeding now!"

Asbestos; Cancer; DUI; First Party Insurance Defense; Slip and Fall -we do it all.   Just call (202) 456-1414 and ask for Donnie. 

(If Donnie isn't available- this is our second choice)




Trump v. Cohen, submitted for your consideration.  Filings are up 27% in the SDFL because of you know who. 


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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

which famous South Florida lawyer used to send out ads saying "If you took a drink and took the wheel we will take the case?"

Anonymous said...

Love that ad.

Anonymous said...

Rump, that Hammer lawyer video is insane!

Anonymous said...

I was Robert Orseck and he said if you drink and drive DON'T call me because I only represent victims.
On the tRump thing, I guess LegalBrainless.com was busy defending Bar claims.
Finally, want to see another funny hammer ad look up Jamie Casino.

Anonymous said...

To me it is better than the ad by the "largest" PI firm saying that the only thing they handle is PI or whatever, when in fact, they take all kinds of cases.

Eyeonshumie said...

The answer to 616 pm would be the one the only SHUMIE! along with Jimbo Best in the Dui super firm of the 1990s Shuminer Best and associates

Anonymous said...

Anybody else notice that you can’t spell trump without RUMP???
Just sayin very suspicious .com

Anonymous said...

Shumie and Best. Now that was a law firm ! As a Dui prosecutor they scared the beejezus out of our office.