The investitures of new county court Judges Jaqueline Woodward and Elijah Levitt went off without a hitch this week and we send our best wishes to the two new judges. It is investiture season, so more to come.
Query: Do you go to investitures? Are they worthwhile? Or is the proceeding the vestige of a time gone by and is it time for investitures by Facebook, Instagram and/or Twitter?
Speaking of social media, there is something apparently of great significance happening in this country. As best we can figure this out, someone with a bunch of sisters all of whom are famous for doing nothing but being famous, was married to someone who plays basketball. The Basketball player cheated on his wife with ...now follow us on this because it's as complicated as a government Medicare fraud conspiracy- one of her sister's best friends whos is also famous- for doing nothing other than being a friend of one of the famous sisters. And the serious complication of this tryst is that a whole bunch of people who are important are no longer following the transgressors on social media. How do you follow someone? How do you not follow someone? For example if we do not go on Instabook are we not following everyone on there? And how do you know when someone who was following someone on twitter is no longer following them on snapchat? Is there a message sent? Why do we care?
Speaking of transgressions, cheaters cheat and thus we have been reliably informed that the owner of the cheaters Bob Kraft has been captured on video recordings patronizing houses of ill-repute in the West Palm Beach area. Two misdemeanor counts for being stupid without a license have been filed and a warrant has been issued for Mr. Kraft's arrest.
Have a nice weekend. We've been in chi-town for a week and it's cooooold and windy.
When you see something that is not right, not fair, find a way to get in the way and cause trouble. Congressman John Lewis
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The investigative report indicates that the Asian massage therapist identified Robert Kraft in a lineup. She said it was the guy with the deflated balls.
Word on the streets is Alexander Acosta is leaving his position to represent him
So the Jupiter cops must be tired of responding to complaints about neighbors' dogs crapping on $10,000.00 a month manicured lawns so they wired up the local rub and tug joint to snag some of the resident hotshots trying to relax after a round of golf. Jupiter is one of the richest towns in the world and yet has some of the lowest massage prices in Florida: $59 for an hour? My wife won't even do it for that.
Pehaps Kraft should have inquired of his Orange fat president to borrow Cohen as his fixed, or hook him up with someone like Stormy and he could had a much better time although it might cost him 130K
Alan Schwartz, DEAD. No comments ??
Get me JACK DENARO as first chair and bob watson as local counsel.
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