THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
BREAKING NEWS ......
FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD AT AGE 90*
Cuban President Raul Castro has announced the death of his brother Fidel Castro on Cuban state media. The New York Times hits the Internet immediately with a story they have been writing and updating for years: "Mr. Castro brought the Cold War to the Western Hemisphere, bedeviled 11 American presidents and briefly pushed the world to the brink of nuclear war" that can be read here.
*Now who's going to promote the Adidas tracksuit?!
CAPTAIN OUT .......