|Dead or alive?|
You know this is a big story when the Mega-Miami-Media-superstar-reporters like David Ovalle and Brian Andrews are being hustled to La Caretta and Versailles to closely monitor the situation.
Here's what we know:
Lines are forming outside Home Depot to buy plywood. Ditto Publix for water.
There's been a run on tres leches and picadillo and maduros. The situation is fluid and it is unknown at this time if we will be having dinner and dessert.
Mitt Romney is running for President in 2016. Really. It has nothing to do with Castro, but it's cool. Our generation's Harold Stassen.
So here's what we suggest. Have a glass of rum and then a shot from a collada and watch Godfather II. Whatever will be will be.