UPDATE: Our two remaining survivor pool players live another week, as both took the 49'ers who eked out a win over Washington.
AHEM…..by INVITATION only. (If you're indicted, you're invited.)
Item: The new judicial assignments for 2015 are out.
Scene: A criminal defense law firm. A few lawyers sitting around the table dividing cases and coverage for Monday.
Dramatis Persona: Attorneys
Judges: Hirsch, Hersch, Schwartz, Schwartz, Swartz, Thomas, Thomas,
Attorney Thomas: Whose's covering Hirsch?
Attorney Schwartz: I got Hirsch but not Hersch.
Thomas: You got Hirsch?
Thomas: But not Hersch?
Thomas: That's what I am asking you. You have Hirsch?
Thomas: Who's got Schwartz?
Schwartz: I got Schwartz, but not Swartz.
Schwartz: And you got Thomas and Hersch and Schwartz.
Schwartz. It's easy.
Thomas. So you have Hirsch, but not Hersch. Schwartz but not Swartz, and Thomas but not Thomas.
Thomas. I don't even know what I just said!!
Schwartz: It's really not complicated.
Thomas. Take it slow.
Schwartz. I got Hirsch. You should take Hersch. I got Schwartz and you can cover Swartz. And you go to Thomas and I go to Thomas.
Thomas: Aye Dios Mio.
Schwartz: Huh? Did you say De La O? That case got continued.
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