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Sunday, June 08, 2014

CAUTION

CAUTION: MAY CAUSE CRAMPING. 




LeBron can't play here: 



And he certainly can't do this:

Bikrim Choudhry leading a Bikrim Hot Yoga class. 

But he can go here. 


and here:


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rump, really! You're otherwise a cool guy but your hating on the Heat and Labron is getting tiring. Had he signed with your Knicks 4 years ago and done as well as he has done with the Heat I'm sure you wouldn't be complaining.

Anonymous said...

This time the Spurs cramped from the Heat.

Heat Fan said...



Hydrated, Motivated, Rejuvenated.

LBJ, the man with no heart, puts a dagger into the Spurs chest with a 35 and 10 game as the HEAT pull even at 1-1.

On my way home from Texas for Game Three at the AAA.

All Heart, All Heat, All the time.

Heat Fan

Anonymous said...

LeBron continues to disappoint. Did you see what he did yesterday? He sat on the bench and took breaks. Wow. Why can't he play the whole game?

DS said...

Really Rump, you do seem to dislike the Heat to such a high degree. I am no great sports fan, but the Heats record , over last 4 years, says they are a Team that deserves acknowledgement if not respect.

Rumpole said...

To the people trying to post in Spanish- after 30+ years here you really think I don't understand Spanish? Especially curses and insults?

Anonymous said...

That was the best post you've ever done!

Anonymous said...

I was trying to post in Spanish to insult you - of course I presumed that you would understand that I was calling you a phallus - I am certain you have heard it so often that you know it as well as your own name.

I understand that you are trying to stir the pot with the Heat thing (although it is clear you do not like them), but your credibility takes a big hit with some of the things you are posting.

I know that you don't care, but I care for you. I enjoy this blog, I enjoy your commentary, you and this blog have served a very important purpose in our local court system and have effected positive change. The rantings that call into question your credibility vis a vis Lebron hurt that important mission. You don't like Lebron, fine, you think he isn't that good, fine. But come on man...be credible in the way you attack him.

I probably should just tell you that you sound like an A-Hole and hope that you would pick up on the affection with which it was written.

Anywho...the Heat goes on.

Rumpole said...

You care for me? I am humbled. A bit misty eyed. You care! You really care.

Guess what? I don't. I don't care for you or anyone I don't know. This is a blog. I am writing about sports. I am insulting local players because 1- they're babies who cheat and 2- it's fun. It generates commentary. I don't take it too seriously. But apparently you do.

So here's what I suggest, since the heat mean so much to you. Go to a sportings good store. Buy a tent. Go to the AA Arena. Pitch your tent and waste your life staring at the arena where your precious team plays. Stay there all year. Like a disc jockey who locks himself in the studio playing "Locomotion" over and over again. Stare at the heat posters. Show the world your devotion.
It's a waste of a life. Enjoy it. And stop reading my blog because really, I do not care about you. Whomever you are.

Buenos dias.

Anonymous said...

Rump, I don't care about the Heat either - I cheer when they are in the finals and playoffs - I am the Miami Fan you complain about and despise. If the team is losing, I really couldn't be bothered to watch them. Not the case for my favorite college team.

Anyhow, don't be too curmudgeon. I do care for you and the blog, and all your ranting and nasty commentary aside...I am still here giving your BIG VIRTUAL HUG ( ). Yes, you can push me away, but I will hug you ( ) again ( ) and again ( ).

P.S. you do know me and care about me in real life - I know you!!!

Rumpole said...

not remotely possible.

Anonymous said...

A little too much Château d'If and you let your guard down a little too much one night - 5 seconds - you knew at the time. I know.

Rumpole said...

HA! I don't drink French wines. California. Australia. Washington state. Chile. Not French.