Florida’s Governor (“ I don’t believe in Covid or Global Warming so how did I not get elected president?”) has announced the closure of State Offices on Thursday July 3 as well. So you can enjoy a long weekend celebrating American exceptionalism (like defunding HIV treatment in Africa!! USA all the way. Let people get AIDS every day!).
What a guy. Just don’t use the term “global warming” if you’re a state employee or you will find yourself Trumped.
The Gov is term limited. He has a year left. Perhaps there’s an animal shelter he can defund before he leaves. Or some low income food for the elderly programs he can shutter. Or some children of immigrants he can cuff in front of their class and have their friends loudly mock them for being foreigners before taking them out of kindergarten and to a concentration camp in the Everglades. The kind of things we now want America to be known for. Enough of that nonsense of feeding hungry children and innovating health care to end things like Smallpox.
You know, the kind of stuff it takes to run for the presidency.
BEARS
Summer time leads to fall and that’s the best time to tune into the Bear Cams of Katmai National Park in Alaska and watch Brown bears peacefully feed on the salmon run until the current administration approves of oil drilling at the Katmai falls.
Check it out here. This is our favorite on line activity (other than betting against the Marlins).
Are the state courts closed as well?
ReplyDeleteYes
DeleteState Courts are OPEN.
DeleteHolidays provided by the Governor only apply to the Executive Branch and SCS employees are not included.
I’m sure KFR will be open.
ReplyDeleteRundle will wait till the last minute to let her people know if she will close early or give them the day off so no one has time to plan anything.
ReplyDeleteI have kids she best make a decision quick
DeleteWow! It’s 2025 and you are still obsessed with the green energy racket. Funny but since Trump won the election, leftist politicians and their ripoff parasites have gone silent on what they used to call “the greatest existential crisis of our time.” The scam has been exposed. Time to move on Rump.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. Climate change is a scam invented by leftists to line our pockets from "the green energy racket." We've been planning this since the 1960s. Bunch of us got together and decided to bribe generations of scientists from around the world to make shit up. It was fun. There were snacks.
DeleteHi I’m Al Gore the planet only has 5 years to survive.
DeleteAl Gore was part of our leftist scam. I’m not sure he gave a 5-year deadline, although I begged him to and offered him extra snacks if he did.
DeletePretty sure state courts open July 3rd.
ReplyDeleteHi diddly Ho lawyerinos it’s your favorite Chief here. I assure you we are open at the SAO. I expect all my ASA’s to work through the long weekend remember justice doesn’t sleep. Remember we are THE BEST TEAM IN AMERICA!! We got the best prosecutor in America! Kudos to Kathy. Oh how I love Kathy. Isn’t Kathy great! I’ve got coffee in my office for everyone who plans to work through the weekend.
DeleteDid I mention we have the best prosecutor in America? Well I’ll say it again! Kudos to Kathy. I get so happy when I see Kathy. Oh Kathy I love you. Kudos to you all the hardest working team in America. Remember kids offer only the max!
DeleteKathy Kathy we love you
DeleteCall me overly suspicious but I sense a bit of disappointment and disillusionment with the SAO by employees. Am I misreading this ?
ReplyDeleteYeah Rump it’s a complete shitty place to work.
DeleteRump no! Everyone at the SAO loves it here! Do you know why? Well I’ll tell you! We have the best team in America. more importantly we’ve got the best prosecutor in America! Back to work! I expect my stats ready Monday morning!
ReplyDeleteAdmin at the SAO doesn’t know dick
ReplyDeleteThey don’t know shit about ethics. They don’t know how to run support staff. They lie to Kathy. They cover criminal activities. That place is horrendous.
DeletePower and greed
DeleteOne thing is for sure. It is definitely not getting hotter in the summer, nope, if this global warming were real, don't you think we'd have higher than normal temperatures?
ReplyDeleteI’m Al Gore
Delete