Thursday, May 08, 2025

WE HAVE A POPE

UPDATE: BEST LINES OF THE DAY: 

Chicago  produced a Pope before it produced a quarterback who threw for 4,000 yards.

And this 

Pope Leo was picked in two days. Shedeur Sanders was picked in three.  

 We have a Pope AND ....... drumroll please....

HE'S AN AMERICAN

WE HAVE AN AMERICAN POPE 

USA  ALL THE WAY 

CARDINAL ROBERT FRANCIS PREVOST IS OUR NEW POPE 



53 comments:

  1. Yep and he's American-Peruvian from Chicago! It's ceviche & pisco sour time at the Vatican!

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    1. His father’s French Canadian and his mother’s American. He’s not Peruvian. He lived there for a while but not Hispanic.

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  2. USA wins the Pope cup

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  3. Most ASA’s are atheists.

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  4. It was a good move given the current climate selecting an American Pope. I am more than sure Trump will somehow take credit for this.

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  5. Appellate TroublemakerThursday, May 08, 2025 8:35:00 PM

    He likes the White Sox over the Cubs, so he's orthodox; but he likes the White Sox over the Tigers, so he's fallible.

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  6. He hates Trump. He is my Pope.

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    1. Hate is all the world has seen lately. It’s about time we stop.

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  7. And his shall you be called your holiness?
    Pope Ira Schwartz
    Umm no your holiness. That won’t be acceptable.
    Pope Myron Lipschirz.
    No try again please.
    Pope Tyrone Shoelaces
    No
    Pope Shaquura Antigone
    Nooooo
    Pope Leo
    Bingo!!!!

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  8. This pope is God’s middle finger 🖕 to Trump, especially the fact that he has American and Peruvian citizenships and that he’s been publicly critical of Trump and Vance. It’s gonna be fun to watch.

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  9. Do you think Father Guido Sarduci will have to redo his famous sketch about finding the pope in a pizza using a Chicago pizza instead?

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  10. Vindicate Alex Michaels.

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  11. I can't believe they picked a white male. What a racist organization. They needed to get a black trans women to be the next pope. Such an archaic institution.

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  12. THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:

    David H. Souter, Republican Justice Who Allied With Court’s Liberal Wing, Dies at 85

    A Supreme Court justice from 1990 to 2009, he left conservatives bitterly disappointed with his migration from right to left, leading to the cry of “no more Souters.”

    CAP OUT …..

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  13. "First Cubs fan elected by Cardinals"

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  14. another sign Trump's tariffs are working: even the Pope is made in the USA

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    1. Time she stepped down and take her useless administration with her.

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    2. Well yeah she’s kinda drunk all the time.

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    3. She’s like 70 and should be retired. It’s time the Republicans take back the SAO and bring the ethical law and order to Dade County.

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  16. Who is more guilty ?

    a.KFR
    b.George Pino
    c. Rodney Barreto



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    1. All equally guilty.

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    2. Hey the Pino police cam was deleted. Go figure useless corrupt police.

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    3. What did Rodney do to get mixed in with that crew ?

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    4. What does KFR do all day?

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  17. Rumpole your comments on the ER blog about the overuse of atropine in the ER for bradycardia is not correct or welcome. Stay in your own lane please.

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    1. Hey, don’t fuck with Rump. Aside from being a lawyer and all around legal guru, he’s also a philosopher, author, playwright, poet, financial advisor, and M.D. He is the lane. All lanes.

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  18. a. c. then b. ?

    Where is Rumpole on this

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  19. So we are celebrating the head of a religion that believes that a bearded fellow in the sky that judges us? Religion is for the weak.

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  20. another fear of trump victory for trump, put an american in the spot to ease anti europe, anti nato, anti tariffs.

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  21. Trump and the Pope will have no problems. Their constituencies differ.

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  22. Hannah Dugan indicted. Leticia James is next. Democrats should be happy as they spent the last 10 years yelling nobody is above the law. Glass house.

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  23. Can we have a Pino update on the missing videos?

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  24. Pope Leo XIV’s American citizenship: Can he keep it as pope? NOPE (maybe)

    https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/264077/can-pope-leo-xiv-keep-his-american-citizenship-as-pope

    "Paul Hunker, an American immigration attorney and a Catholic, told CNA that U.S. federal law — specifically 8 U.S. Code § 1481 — spells out some very specific conditions under which a U.S. citizen can lose his or her citizenship."

    "These can include committing an act of treason, obtaining naturalization in a foreign state, and, crucially, accepting a position as a foreign head of state…."

    It was nice while it lasted. Adios American Pope

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  25. Rumpole will like this...

    Pope Leo’s ‘greatest generation’ dad served on D-Day tank landing ship, Catholic News Agency

    https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/264059/pope-leo-xivs-greatest-generation-dad-served-on-d-day-tank-landing-ship

    Pope Leo XIV's Father Served in the Navy During World War II, US Department of Defense

    https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/4180629/pope-leo-xivs-father-served-in-the-navy-during-world-war-ii/

    Vatican creates official Instagram account for Pope Leo XIV

    https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/264089/vatican-creates-official-instagram-account-for-pope-leo-xiv

    Pope on X
    https://x.com/Pontifex

    Pope on Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/pontifex/

    old Pope on Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/franciscus/

    Holy See site
    https://www.vatican.va/content/vatican/en.html

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  26. Religion is for the weak. It's mostly to blame for what is wrong with this world. My imaginary being is greater than your imaginary being. It's a way to control the masses by the "elites". Idiots.

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  27. This " American " pope is a globalist, Jesuit with a significant history of running interference for the pedo infested Boston archdiocese, from back in the day. His unyielding support for no borders, DEI and illegal immigration makes his predecessor look like Mother Teresa. His agenda is to finish what the former pope began with his socialist/ commie agenda.

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