Ready for a career change?
Ready to join a dynamic team that wants to make a difference?
Ready to sell your soul, ethics, and self- respect?
Then the US Attorneys Office for the SDFL WANTS YOU!
Here's some helpful facts.
Barbie will be your boss.
But this guy will be telling you what to do, how to do it , what to say, what not to say, and when your self-respect is gone and you cannot tolerate it anymore, he will be the one who fires you.
This is your client.
Not this.
You get to terrorize children.
But you can and will be required to admire him.
These will have no bearing on your duties and the decisions you make.
But, and this is big- you don't have to listen to these people or do what they tell you to do.
So if you're a team player and ready to put your legal skills to use to destroy the republic and step on cherished constitutional principles, then the US Attorneys Office for the SDFL is looking for you!
Because as history shows, there should be no legal limits on the power of the executive.
F'ing brilliant. Really. You're amazing. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteCan you do one of these for ASA?
ReplyDeleteDitto. A dose of sanity. A breathe of fresh air. You get it when so many do not. Clever on so many levels. I love you and this blog. Keep it coming.
ReplyDeleteThe hitler/ nazi comparisons always lose me.
ReplyDelete@1:38pm— please provide a lucid reason if you don’t think this is exactly like 1934 Germany https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/12/us/maryland-mother-ice-trump-gang?cid=ios_app
DeleteWas she here illegally? I really can't imagine moving to another country illegally only to then claim they are Nazi's when I am removed from the country.
DeleteBecause you’re mostly blind and happy not to think about it until they come for you. Then - when you’re in an El Salvadoran prison you will get it.
ReplyDeleteI don’t have the time to educate you. But what occurred in the first months? Law firms that have the power to fight were attacked and neutralized. Universities were attacked and are afraid to speak back. The judiciary was and is being threatened and told it is powerless to enforce its orders. An enemies list was used to purge intellectuals from the government who were competent but deemed not loyal. Should I go on?
DeleteThe universities were terrorizg Jewish students and faculty, so, yeah, I guess it’s just like 1934 Germany.
DeleteAgreed with 11am. It’s unconscionable that Jewish students have been terrorised at the universities you’re referring to. I can’t tell you how many of my friend’s kids called their parents freaked out because people were not letting them go to class and screaming “death to Jews, death to Israel” . I can’t stand trump but this is the one thing he’s done right. We absolutely cannot have people (guests in our country) here on student visas supporting terrorism, terrorising Jewish students and professors and handing out hamas propaganda.
DeleteThe only thing that’s been asked of universities is to protect their Jewish students. Unfortunately, terrorist organisations and rogue govt’s crated a psy op, mind fk of epic proportions. When our young adults have been brainwashed against Jews, supporting terrorists and even identifying and praising Bin Laden's “Letter to America” we have a huge problem. An emergency in our country. Russians and Chinese have had active measures against us since Stalin. The terrorists and Iran, have blown past them at light speed.
This is a radical cancer mutating through academia. The Marxism in academia has gone unchecked for way too long.
Please seek help immediately. You have one of the worst cases of TDS i have ever seen or heard of.
DeleteTDS derangement? That would make you what? A terrorist supporting, purple haired, nose ring wearing, Gay for Gaza?
DeleteWell done.
ReplyDeleteHow about all the cases (many very interesting) that are just routine matters before federal courts, not headline making. More daunting than the political stuff, is the requirement in the application that you put the start and end dates on any job. Who can do that, unless you are inexperienced or have rarely moved around? And the money is not paltry, especially for those who have been working for a state agency (SAO and PD are not the only state agencies which pay poorly).
ReplyDeleteIt’s not the poor pa . It’s the inhumane treatment by higher ups.
DeleteThe pay is poor at the SAO and you treated inhumanely by the higher ups. It’s such a great place!
DeleteBut the pay is a lot better than at the SAO. And its still the way to becoming a judge or going to a big money firm
ReplyDeleteMr. 1:38:21, bullshit. This is exactly what Hitler did. Now the fucking republicans want to pass bills limiting the power of the judiciary. This is not MY country anymore,
ReplyDeleteMove
DeleteTrump at ufc in miami last night was getting lots of love. Miami loves 47. Took the county by 57% and getting more popular everyday. Dodged a bullet don’t forget. maybe you will like him better when apple and nvidia pop this week ! 🇺🇸
ReplyDeleteNeed to rename this the TDS blog. I read because it helps me to see the Democrat midterm policy shape up. As far as I can tell you guys are running on:
ReplyDelete1. Open Borders
2. Gender Switching Ideology
3. No cutting of wasteful spending
4. Endless war in the Ukraine
5. Race Based Hiring
And your plan to win votes is to say anyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi.
Trump equals relatable … regular people like him .. elite lawyers no
ReplyDeleteShame on you and your pinko ideologues. WE know, all Dems are good, no matter what they do, and all Republicans are evil and immoral. So easy not to have to think. I am happy that you have so many brainless groupies to praise you. Must make you feel good.
ReplyDeleteYou sound like SAO Pitchman Stephen Talpins at a law school career fair.
ReplyDeleteOf course you found nothing wrong with Biden prosecuting Trump for possession of TS documents after being president while he Biden was guilty of the same thing but as VP. “ Barbie “ is coming for payback.
ReplyDeleteBiden immediately returned the documents once they were found; Trump hid his and lied about it, obstructing justice. Your point?
DeleteYou made my point. He should not have charged ! You lose sr!
DeleteHi diddly ho lawyerinos. It’s your SAO cheer leader in chief. Feel free to stop by I got coffee and bagels. Always remember we have the best State Attorney in the nation! Kudos to Kathy!
ReplyDeleteAwesome!
ReplyDeleteWe are running a Jail house snitch spring sale for two boxes of backwoods and two uninterrupted hours of conjugal visit you too can have a snitch on your case.
ReplyDeleteRumpole, where’s the post on the amicus of 346 former judges (not one from Florida) regarding the Perkins Coie MSJ?
ReplyDeletePlease name all the woke/dei AUSAs and FBI personnel that are leaving because of Trump.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately working for the U.S. Attorney's office is going to be like selling your soul. And you know who gets the better end of that deal. Hint; It's not you.
ReplyDeleteASA’s have sold their soul. It’s not to Kathy.
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