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The current president was quoted as saying that "No judge should be allowed to rule against" the changes his administration has been making. Outlawing the possession and use of reason for example. Jailing anyone with a science degree who uses the phrase "climate change". Etc.
While we find little we can agree with the president on, we did think that there is some use to the phrase "No judge should be allowed to..."
We will start the conversation and you can add to it in the comments.
No judge should be allowed to:
Deny a motion without reading it;
Talk about how to try a case when they never did so in private practice;
Correspond privately about cases with the prosecutor. Call it the "3rd DCA Rule";
Set cases for trial the week a lawyer returns from vacation;
Deny a motion for continuance because the lawyer did not follow the obscure rules of judicial administration;
Keep jurors after 5 pm even if they ask for it;
Sentence a defendant more harshly for exercising her right to a trial by jury. We know every single judge from here to Los Angeles and back denies that they do this. But the president denies that he is persecuting his enemies, so most of these denials are not worth the paper they are written on.
This is a good start. We are sure you can add to it.
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Sentence anyone to jail or prison without first seeing what it’s like
ReplyDeleteBuy your way out of being a practicing lawyer - and become an author of best selling stories involving the issues of law and crime that you wrote about for years in this incredible blog.
ReplyDeleteStick to betting. I was impressed. But Equating putin to trump is moronic. Literally retarded.
ReplyDeleteYou get a blog DEI demerit for using a politically incorrect word for mentally challenged people. Accumulate enough demerits and you will be forced to donate to the Harris 2028 campaign. This is your first warning.
DeleteRump, the proper label, per the DSM, is Intellectually Disabled
DeleteI’m not sure you know what literally means.
ReplyDeleteYou are literally a cross between a turd and a tard.
DeleteWho cares
DeleteElonmust audit the SAO budget!
ReplyDeleteAllow 20 police officers to sit in the audience during a trial to collect overtime.
ReplyDeleteSTOP Unit’s specialty
DeleteHey they are there to serve and protect. Wouldn’t you want to feel safe.
DeleteWhat are they stopping?
DeleteWhy is called a stop unit?
DeleteProbably traffic enforcement getting overtime.
DeleteS.T.O.P. “Street terror offender program” federal task force with deputized idiots of the miami dade police department
DeleteAllow jail house snitches to testify.
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteAbsolutely
DeleteI know you love Springsteen. So here is 12 avenue freeze out.
ReplyDeleteBruce : “now this here is the important part! Well, they made that change downtown and Fajardo joined the band. From Homestead to Aventura all the little judges waived their hands. I’m gonna sit back here and laugh while Fajardo and Bernstein bust the Miami judiciary in half. 12 avenue freeze out. Say it say it again. 12 avenue freeze out. Every judge form a line. Fajardo says get in line. Say it say it say it….”
Adapted From 10th avenue freeze out. The story of how Bruce formed the E Street Band.
No judge should treat lawyers with the level of disrespect and condescension, a la Thomas and others.
ReplyDeleteWhen does Fajardo assume the chief judgeship?
ReplyDeleteThe federalist takeover of the judicial system is a defiant result of politics.
DeleteLet Mitchel try a case.
ReplyDeleteNo one asked you Michele
DeleteI love that everyone always has Michele on their mind. She’s got a broad fan club.
DeleteYou think Michele is the only one that can’t stand Mitchell. Think again genius.
DeleteSomeone with a personality disorder doesn’t have many friends.
DeleteStay away from him.
DeleteStop unit!
DeleteDeny a defense continuance for a case the first time it is up or mark 80 % of the division audit no furthers
ReplyDeleteNo judge should be allowed to claim his former presidency of FACDL-Miami and defense lawyer past when he votes for Ariana Fajardo over Nushin Sayfie for chief judge, selling out criminal defendants and criminal defense lawyers so he can get an administrative judge spot.
ReplyDeleteAre you calling out someone. Say his name!
DeleteBecause judges should be beholden to or somehow partial to criminal defendants and their lawyers. This asinine post and its woke author is part of what’s wrong with every segment of our society today. Tribalism.
DeleteGo back to your federalist meeting
DeleteAlways good when Democrats continue to use this strategy of pushing away anyone who has even the most minor of disagreements. Republican party will just keep growing. The tolerant left.
DeleteThe federalist society rules!
DeleteMilt Hirsch sold out for his own self-interest.
DeleteHe’s the Fetterman of the 11th judicial circuit.
DeleteMilton what were you thinking
DeleteRemember when Bomani Jones was briefly on Miami sports radio? LeBatard featured him for a minute there. Anyway, Jones was reliably liberal and reliably race-obsessed. I just came across one of his tweets during the Super Bowl, in response to the Bud Light commercial. Turns out he was counting (or trying to count) the number of black faces in the commercial, and he was predictably pissed off at how few there were. It perfectly encapsulated him. Squinting at a beer commercial, furiously counting brown faces. Reminds me a bit of this blog, which I cannot seem to visit without encountering its author finding Donald Trump in everything from the sour milk in his fridge to the donut vendor who stiffed him on Munchkins. 24/7 Trump. There's a certain type of person who was truly brain-broken in 2016, and whom we now find wandering around muttering about Trump day-in and day-out, probably till their final days. It will be interesting, one day, to read the scholarship on Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's a bit like the Long-Coviders, still hiding indoors, triple-masked and paranoid. Significant overlap, Id bet, between the groups.
ReplyDeletedo we really need all of those federal mags?
ReplyDeleteElon will let us know
DeleteProbably not
Deletedeny motions for 12 person jury.
ReplyDelete#releasetheprisoners
RELEASE THE PRISONERS
DeletePRODUCT OF THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES
THERE IS MITIGATION
Grant State Continuances
ReplyDeleteStop charging defendants before investigating.
DeleteHopefully Elon will stop the federal grants they send to the SAO.
ReplyDeleteNo judge should be allowed to rule on a motion to disqualify the judge; another judge ought to rule on the motion.
ReplyDeleteRumpole - I believe President Trump is the number 1 President EVER.
ReplyDeleteget a competency evaluation
Delete8:22 something the SAO lacks.
DeleteTake bribes for pleas
ReplyDeleteLet the judges rule on their own motions to recuse. Many respond trying to defend their own actions and that is an automatic recusal. Some are so stupid..
ReplyDeleteNo judge should be allowed to be a judge unless said judge has been in some type of private practice (not a government job) for at least 10 years. Some of you need some perspective outside of working for the government (state or federal).
ReplyDeleteAbsofreakinlutely!!!
DeleteElon needs to audit KFR’s budget.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the budget going?
DeleteAre grant funds abused ?
DeleteNo judge should allow Williams rule evidence without a thorough hearing requiring the state to meet the proper burden. I don’t understand how so many of them don’t understand this.
ReplyDeleteDanielle Sassoon’s resignation letter brings honor to prosecutors. I hope she is hailed as one of the brave hero’s of this dark time.
ReplyDeleteWhat’s the scoop on David Macey?
ReplyDeleteHe disgraced himself
DeleteLike the SAO in the Corey Smith case.
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