Sunday, September 24, 2023

NFL WEEK THREE 2023

UPDATE- Thoughts on Sunday. 1) Your Miami Dolphins are for real. They hung 70 on an NFL team. Tua is amazing and it shows you what good coaching can do for a struggling QB and team. 2) We told you that the Vegas insiders were jumping all over the Cardinals +12 over the Cowpokes. We know one guy who put a cool 250 on the Cardinals money line (no points) to win outright. The odds were astronomical.  That's 250 with the three zeros following. Youza.  3- The Survivor Pool took a hit with the Ravens and Pokes going down. 

Updated Rumpole Power Rankings (c) JBB 2023. 

1) 49ers; 2) Dolphins; 3) Eagles; 4) Bills; 5) Cowboys; 6) Chiefs; 7) Lions; 8) Seahawks;    9) Browns;  10) Buccaneers; 

On the Move Up 🠝: Saints (but the injury to their QB hurts); Chargers; Steelers; Texans; 

On the way  🠟 Raiders; Bengals; Jets; Vikings; In the Cellar: Bears; Broncos; 


 "They take the ball from goal to goal- they're always in control...

Cause when you're talking Miami, you're talking Super Bowl."

As week three beings in earnest, the Fins have their home opener, and we are Talkin Super Bowl! Your Miami Dolphins are THE BEST team in the AFC and on any given day they could beat the Cowboys and 49ers. It is NOT too early to make your reservations for Las Vegas (we stay at the Wynn in a suite, ask for Guillermo at check in; drop our name and slip him a 50 and watch great things happen.)

Your Dolphins are playing the Broncos. It will NOT be close. Miami is -6. Bet the mortgage and next week's groceries on your Miami Dolphins, at home to roll. This is also our best pick for survivor this week. 

UPDATE: AHEM....READ ABOVE- "IT WILL NOT BE CLOSE" which was true unless you had the Dolphins -45 points.  The Fins scored a franchise record SEVENTY POINTS today and the crowd was rocking at the stadium.  

We repeat- Miami is the BEST team in the AFC and one of the three best teams in the NFL. Today;s win was, to quote POTUS 43 G W Bush "A Thumpin". 

In OHO the Fins game is the only game you should risk your hard-earned money on today. But moving forward, just for fun: 

The last time the NY Jets beat the Boston Cheaters was....steady now...2015. Obama was president. Both Mannings were starting QBs, Hamilton was gearing up on Broadway and 19 was not indelibly attached to Covid. Tough game to pick. Currently the O/U is 35 and if you must, based on the weather and the Jets D, take the under.  UNDER WIN 

Colts at Ravens. Sort of a blah game. We have the Ravens in several parlays that we linked with FSU, Oregon (the under 70 against Colorado), and Bama yesterday. So lay the 7.5 because the Colts just aren't doing a whole lot.  This is also a good survivor pick. LOSS- AND THREE SURVIVORS WENT DOWN WITH THE BIRDS INCLUDING EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE FAKE ALEX MICHAELS 

The Arizona Cardinals, the new America's Team, are 2-0 against the spread. Can you say "trap game" for the Cowpokes? Take the 12.5 like the Vegas sharpies are doing today.  WIN- WE TOLD YOU THE VEGAS INSIDERS WERE FLOCKING TO THE CARDINALS

Bills at DC against the 2-0 Commies is an intriguing game.  If you're off the Bills bandwagon then you're on DC's. And versa- vicea. We kinda are still on the Bills being the second-best team in the AFC  (we WILL be at a suite at Joe Robbie/Hard Rock Stadium/Wayne Hyzinga Stadium when the Bills  come to town).   But DC is a home dog and those dogs have not yet started barking this season. Maybe it's time, especially with DC's very good front four putting pressure on our FF QB Josh Allen. So our thought is if you like Buffalo, take the money line and lay 245 to win 100 -no points; otherwise take DC +5.5 as a home dog. Their QB ain't bad and neither is their D.  

WIN IF YOU PICKED THE BILLS 

SURVIVOR

Survivor pool to come. We are resting easy as we posted our pick earlier in the week with San Fran over the hapless Giants. If we were thinking cleared, instead of prepping for a motion to suppress in Federal Court in Chicago, we would have picked the Fins for survivor. 



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