Us Judges love free stuff. Always have. Always will. We especially like the free appetizer mini hot dogs with yellow mustard and stuffed mushrooms. Yum.
If you really want us to like you and rule for you, invite us to Joe’s and pay for our lunch. We don’t necessarily need Colossal claws - but certainty not the regulars. A side of Cole slaw and hash browns are a definite. Better yet - you suggest that we order them for the table.
Oh - special recognition goes to attorneys who buy us lunch - plus they send a piece or two of Joe’s Key Lime back with us for the Judicial Assistant.
PS. The US Attorney Public Corruption division will never find this wrong. It’s just the way it’s done.
Help Rumpole. Young ASA/PD- not gonna say. M/F- not gonna say. But I have a GF who works as a bartender in a strip club. Makes 5X more than me, all in cash. She's always been BI, and before we met she had several "relationships" with high profile athletes on the Heat, Dolphins, Marlins, and some players out of state. Basically a sugar baby scenario. But we met and she wanted a more vanilla relationship and said she would be faithful. FYI she has a Masters history degree from Univ of Michigan, but she's hot and wanted to make money in her twenties. She has close to a million in bitcoin that her prior relationships have given her. Anyway, she comes home this morning very early 5:30 am, sort of drunk, and has a hickey on her neck and claims some guy gave her and a dancer 1,000 each to make out with each other.
Even if this is true- and I am not sure this is- is this cheating? I'm jealous and upset so I left her sleeping and went to a Starbucks to cool off.
12:13, here is some advice - run - don't walk away from any serious commitment to this woman. She has more red flags than a Chinese parade.
First, her prior "dating" experience is basically as a prostitute. That’s what sugar babies are. Prostitutes don't make good girlfriends. Second, either you or her referred to your relationship as vanilla - not good. What type of crazy things was she doing before she met you?
Who cares about her history degree? Who cares about her money she earned from prostituting?
Yes, she cheated on you, but even before that there were indicators this is not the type of woman to commit to. She’s more of one night stand or temporary fling type of woman.
Just tell her you want to hook up every now and then. If she’s not good with that cool, just cut your losses and run.
Well Rump it turns out someone texted me an NBA first round draft player was in the club and she admitted he was the guy who paid her and her GF and that he has her phone number. So I think we are done. Let’s just say she has certain “assets” that a lot of professional athletes are looking for these days. I’m such a nerd and know I could never have pulled her. She’s way out of my league and I lash’s expected this. She’s moving out today. 💔
Dude I’m 25 and hot and I have a certain amount of time to make my money. I’m no nerd. God didn’t give me a bomb brain and study habits but he gave me a hard body. You gonna date me when I’m 45 and dragging ? You think I want to be workin in Walmart then and scraping to pay my Netflix bill ? No way. So I’m ballin now and saving and being with the guys who can afford a woman like me. That may offend some of you with mad degrees and bank but you know what ? Guys pay me thousands every week through my twitter account just to get me to acknowledge them. And that gravy ain’t lastin forever so I grab it now. Same for your girl. Deal with it.
Us Judges love free stuff. Always have. Always will. We especially like the free appetizer mini hot dogs with yellow mustard and stuffed mushrooms. Yum.
ReplyDeleteIf you really want us to like you and rule for you, invite us to Joe’s and pay for our lunch. We don’t necessarily need Colossal claws - but certainty not the regulars. A side of Cole slaw and hash browns are a definite. Better yet - you suggest that we order them for the table.
Oh - special recognition goes to attorneys who buy us lunch - plus they send a piece or two of Joe’s Key Lime back with us for the Judicial Assistant.
PS. The US Attorney Public Corruption division will never find this wrong. It’s just the way it’s done.
Help Rumpole. Young ASA/PD- not gonna say. M/F- not gonna say. But I have a GF who works as a bartender in a strip club. Makes 5X more than me, all in cash. She's always been BI, and before we met she had several "relationships" with high profile athletes on the Heat, Dolphins, Marlins, and some players out of state. Basically a sugar baby scenario. But we met and she wanted a more vanilla relationship and said she would be faithful. FYI she has a Masters history degree from Univ of Michigan, but she's hot and wanted to make money in her twenties. She has close to a million in bitcoin that her prior relationships have given her.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, she comes home this morning very early 5:30 am, sort of drunk, and has a hickey on her neck and claims some guy gave her and a dancer 1,000 each to make out with each other.
Even if this is true- and I am not sure this is- is this cheating?
I'm jealous and upset so I left her sleeping and went to a Starbucks to cool off.
Please help.
12:13, here is some advice - run - don't walk away from any serious commitment to this woman. She has more red flags than a Chinese parade.
ReplyDeleteFirst, her prior "dating" experience is basically as a prostitute. That’s what sugar babies are. Prostitutes don't make good girlfriends. Second, either you or her referred to your relationship as vanilla - not good. What type of crazy things was she doing before she met you?
Who cares about her history degree? Who cares about her money she earned from prostituting?
Yes, she cheated on you, but even before that there were indicators this is not the type of woman to commit to. She’s more of one night stand or temporary fling type of woman.
Just tell her you want to hook up every now and then. If she’s not good with that cool, just cut your losses and run.
What club your girl at? I want to meet her.
ReplyDeleteWait, this girl I've been seeing has a degree from Michigan and is a bartender at a club. You don't think it's the same girl, do you?
ReplyDeleteShe said I was special.
Well Rump it turns out someone texted me an NBA first round draft player was in the club and she admitted he was the guy who paid her and her GF and that he has her phone number. So I think we are done. Let’s just say she has certain “assets” that a lot of professional athletes are looking for these days.
ReplyDeleteI’m such a nerd and know I could never have pulled her. She’s way out of my league and I lash’s expected this.
She’s moving out today. 💔
Dude I’m 25 and hot and I have a certain amount of time to make my money. I’m no nerd. God didn’t give me a bomb brain and study habits but he gave me a hard body. You gonna date me when I’m 45 and dragging ? You think I want to be workin in Walmart then and scraping to pay my Netflix bill ? No way. So I’m ballin now and saving and being with the guys who can afford a woman like me. That may offend some of you with mad degrees and bank but you know what ? Guys pay me thousands every week through my twitter account just to get me to acknowledge them. And that gravy ain’t lastin forever so I grab it now. Same for your girl. Deal with it.
ReplyDeleteWell all of the sudden the blog became fun again
ReplyDeleteMonday, July 10, 2023 7:26:00 AM
ReplyDeleteRE: So I’m ballin now..
Ballin? Really? Unless you you are a rapper please refrain from using that word. And btw, Netflix? Geez, get a satellite dish!
Yeah that Hanzi and Coco Puffs was getting ponderous
ReplyDeleteYou know that Marty Z and his Judge Babes will be there
ReplyDelete