WWW

 30 years ago, April 30, 1993, when the majority of DeSantis appointed Republican judges were in diapers and watching Sesame Street (before the program became woke and verboten among our judicial brethren)   Rumpole tuned into NPR Morning Edition (before NPR and Morning Edition became woke and verboten amongst DeSantis Judges [hereinafter DJs on this blog] and here is what he heard: 

"Imagine being able to communicate at will with 10 million people all over the world..." No NPR was not taking about Whats App or Snaptweet or whatever. "Imagine having direct access to catalogs of hundreds of libraries as well as up to date news...Imagine being able to get gardening advice or medical advice immediately from experts. Imagine being able to read scintillating legal and world commentary from a misanthropic anonymous Miami lawyer..." 

Well, all but the last sentence was actually said on NPR on April 30, 1993, and NPR's Neal Conan was talking about something new- the Internet being available on something called the World Wide Web. 

WWW was the brainchild of Tim Berners-Lee, a 37 year old physics researcher at CERN which for you robed readers, is a science Lab in Switzerland that releases fake news about the existence of subatomic particles and how they behave when accelerated to almost the speed of light- all things that DJs scoff at, for as we all know, if they cannot see it, they cannot understand it, so they call it fake (e.g., the science behind vaccines, global warming, the 4th amendment, etc. ) 

So here we are, merely 30 years later, a blink of an eye in the history of the world, and now we have at our hands the ability to speak to a billion people worldwide and influence them on where to eat, what deodorant works best, what is the latest and greatest latte at Starbucks, and when to storm the US Capitol because the US presidential election was stolen because the evidence was that  eleven votes for Joe Biden were counted in Hialeah when we all know Hialeah residents do not vote for Communist Sharia-law loving transgender judge appointing presidential candidates. 

So here is a Rumpolian well done Mr. Berners-Lee. Well done indeed. 

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