WHERE IS RUMPOLE ?

 And why would we ever want to go here? (yuck). 

vani

Anyone get a look at POTUS 45's tax returns? We heard he lost a boatload of money before living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. 

As we approach the end of the year, we sincerely hope the defense bar that reads this humble blog has followed our advice and gotten out of town for the first week of the New Year "Sorry Judge, I cannot go to trial January 3, I'll be on a pre-paid family trip to Machu Pichu."

You know what has been a big disappointment this past month? Your Miami Dolphins and their four-game losing streak. They tanked. The needed to go 3-1 and not 0-4. They are not as good as we thought they were. 

Now we have some surprising news for you, so perhaps you should sit down. Courts will be CLOSED (that's cerrado for those of you that Habla Espanol) on Monday January 2, 2023. 

Judges and prosecutors have to wait one more day before tucking into some Christmas geese dumb enough to have their cases set for 1/3/2023. 

Who's going to Joes Saturday night? Look for your favourite blogger eating some stone crabs, and drinking some cocktails. 

Coming soon. Rumpole's New Year's Resolutions.