NFL WEEK THREE 2022 STORM EDITION

UPDATE: We have posted the Survivor Pool picks. The losses by KC and Chargers devastated the players this week. After a record setting number of players to start, we are down to seven by week three. Notables out this week are the reigning champ Feet of Clay Kaeiser and Robin Faber who took a loss with two bye weeks in his pocket.  Survivor NFL is a tough tough game to play well. 

YOUR MIAMI DOLPHINS are the real deal. They won today. They have a tough and gritty QB who can sling it; they have a run game; they have dangerous wide receivers who have speed and in the NFL speed kills and they have a D that stands up when it needs to. Don't look now but your Miami Dolphins are alone in first place in the AFC East.  

We have some games to pick, and the survivor pool to post, but we are well known as willing to take any prop bet at any time. So consider this- Miami- our fair city- is on the edge of the Cone Of Certain Destruction and End of Life as we know it. 

Assuming 100MPH winds are the goal, we post Miami as +70. That means if you want to bet Miami hits 100mph winds, you get +70mph as points.  If Miami gets gusts of 29mph, you lose (70+29=99). On the opposite side of this bet is Sarasota at +15. If Sarasota gets 100MPH winds you get 15 MPH as points. if the winds in Sarasota are 84 you lose (84+15=99) if they are 85 or above you win. We are taking Sarasota +15 and not Miami +70. 

Buffalo comes to Miami. Wings and beer meet Sushi and Saki and SOBE. Buffalo is favoured -6. Take the points and just like we rode Miami's losing streak last year, lets ride their winning streak this year to keep it close. Go Fins!  MIAMI WINS!! 

Eagles at Commies. Over 47.5 for sure. Both QBs are lighting it up. Eagles are -7. We like dem birds, but not -7 on a short week. Eagles to win, but Commies +7 on the bet. OVER LOSES AND  EAGLES WIN BIG  AND DC DOESN'T COVER. 

Jags at Chargers. Over 47. Jags have themselves a QB. Chargers have themselves a QB. Chargers are angry. Jags are excited. That's a prescription for lots of points. Take the over. OVER WINS BY A POINT 

Packers at Bucs -1. TB12 has some issues with receivers being injured. Godwin is out. Evans is suspended. Aaron Rodgers getting a point? We are in. Pack +1.  PACKERS WIN 

KC at Indy. Biggest bust of the year? Bengals? Nah. It's Indy. Some sharpies were picking them for the Super Bowl. Now they are set to be first up in 2023 NFL draft. KC -6 because they are KC.  KC LOSES 

Speaking of the Bengals, they travel to New Jersey to play the New York J..E..T...S Jets JETS JETS. Gang Green is getting 4.5.Probably not enough, but what the heck, let's have some fun and take the J...E...T....S  +4.5. JETS DISAPPOINT 

Survivor Pool coming soon 

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