In Honor of Alex Michaels, @draulawyer, an honorary Twitter account that was established many years ago, and we heard that Alex loved, @draculawyer vill make dee picks for fooootaball dis veek.
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| Plotting to vin another case |
[But first, both Colby and Clay Kaeiser have picked the Packers this week in the survivorpool].
Rumpole, here are my pics for dis veek. They vill vin.
Cowboys vill beat Vashington Football teem by more den 4. Vat is dere problem, dis Vashington teem? How long dey take to pick new name? I give dem until next veek and den I again start calling dem Redskins. Or Dumbskins, or Don-know-my-name-skins. Or how bout De Monuments because dey are blockheads? Either vay dey lose today.
I like dee Bills to light it up against Tampa. I make lots of money last year betting on Brady even though he a pretty boy. Bills + three and over 52.
Bengals bounce back today. Dey say Bengals QB has hurt pinkie. Oh poor little boy. My heart bleeds for you. Man up. Today dey vill beat 49ers because 49ers have real injuries and many players out.
Cardinals -2.5 beat Rams at home Monday night. Dey beat dem once dis year and now they are better. Cardinals vill vin super bowl dis year. I told you here first. Bet on it.
@draulawyer.
Rumpole. MakeJon Colby or Abe Laeser pick two different teams. They can’t pick the same team. The Packers are a no brainer.
ReplyDeletePlus, I thought Abe was out since he now lives in Portugal running their Innocence Project?
Let’s keep our sacred Justice Building Survivor Pool sacred and fair.
Tank you for dis. I root for clay in pool. Next year I vin it guaranteed. Everyone see my Twitter @draculawyer is back better den ever.
ReplyDeleteAppropriate jail term for Jussie Smollett....5 years?
ReplyDeleteFive years ? You would not make a good judge.
DeleteThe problem with jussie is that he lied on the stand and blamed two men for a hate crime who were innocent of a hate crime. He's lucky he's not infront of judge Miller. 5 would be a given.
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