Friday, August 13, 2021

BROWARD AND FOOTBALL

 It is that time of year again when the sky turns deep blue, breezes come in from the ocean, hurricanes churn in the Atlantic, Dolphins put on pads, and the earth shaking, news making, water cooler-chatter faking, Covid quaking, Cialis taking, legendary E STREET BAND!  JUSTICE BUILDING FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE forms for a new season of trading, wire watching, and just plain fun. Watch this space for sign-up instructions shortly. 

Broward, that County of Dade Lawyer Hating,  gavel banging,  ridiculous judicial decision making, bond revoking, trial taxing, vindictive sentencing Judges has released their individual practices regarding Zoom. Do not forget to check below for the special "Broward treatment" of lawyers whose offices have a 305 or 718 area code. 



Couple of notes and thoughts. First, Broward judges/lawyers created this list, and of course it is barely readable. Try clicking on it. 

Second, is anyone surprised that the egos that constitute the bench in Broward could not agree on a uniform set of rules? 

There is at least one Miami DV judge smiling smugly to herself that several judges in Broward are insisting on only in person dockets. 

And now for the Miami Lawyers footnote: 

For all Miami Lawyers who wish to appear in Broward, regardless of what it says in the list, the lawyer must appear in person and may NOT wear a mask. Because that is how Broward Judges treat Miami lawyers. 

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