The greatest court hearing on Zoom in the history of Zoom court hearings. Superlatives are often overused. Not this time.
A lawyer showed up to virtual court in the 394th district of Texas with a kitten filter turned on, the cat moving its lips and eyes, as Rod Ponton said he and his assistant were attempting to remove the filter during the court case.
Please everyone...whenever you need local counsel in Texas, Mr. Ponton is your guy. He has to be your guy. He is the greatest. We love him. This made us laugh.
And BTW- props to the Judge who was clearly doing his best not to lose it.
How do I appear at my next hearing as one of my cats?
ReplyDeleteVery humorous although I can think of a couple of judges that would get a bit bent out of shape and have a COW over this CAT situation
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ReplyDeleteTHE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
It’s official. Jury trials are back.
COVID-19 ADVISORY #70
JURY TRIALS TO RESUME MARCH 1, 2021
The temporary suspension of jury trials enacted by the Honorable Bertila Soto, Chief Judge of the Miami-Dade Courts, will expire this coming Feb. 28th, and jury trials will resume on March 1, 2021 in the Eleventh Judicial Circuit, the Miami-Dade Courts.
The Miami-Dade Courts continue to operate under Phase 2 COVID-19 Emergency Operations until further notice.
Cap Out .....
Judge De la O twitted how to do this today. https://twitter.com/delao/status/1359487403124260868
ReplyDeleteWhat a disaster.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that will last. Lets bring a few hundred jurors to the building.
ReplyDeleteTrigger warning : liberal plea Picasso’s beware.
DeleteIt’s about time re jury trials.
What a blown opportunity. A judge does not take advantage of the opportunity to justifiably call a lawyer before him a pussy.
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