BREAKING- CLOSE THOSE LAPTOPS! STATE COURTS CLOSED IN MIAMI-DADE MONDAY
FEDS FOLD IN FACE OF ETA - FEDERAL COURT CANCELED MONDAY AS WELL
Our friend and compatriot 52nd Street Irwin, he of the setter of gambling lines and collector of bets, owns a few vacation homes- one paid for primarily on the performance of home dogs. Today, as difficult as it is, we take these home dogs, secure in the belief that past success speaks louder than feelings.
Ravens at Colts. Ravens bounced back convincingly in the week after they were beat by the Chiefs. Last week Baltimore lost a close game on the final play, and they played without their bruising running back Marl Ingram who could have carried the rock on the fourth down play against the Steelers in which the Pittsburgh stop helped decide the game. We also have a well known disdain for any team where Phillip Rivers lines up behind center. And yet, the Colts are a 2.5 home dog and we follow Irwin's advice and take the Colts +2.5.
Seattle travels east yet again this season to sample the wings in Buffalo and play those pesky Bills. The Bills have had a problem recently on offense and Seattle has a breathtakingly bad defense. Seattle has enough firepower to win this game. But Irwin reminds us about home dogs. Holding our nose, eating some wings, and taking Buffalo +3 at home.
Chicago travels to Tennessee with the reverse problem of Seattle. A great D and little O. But finally this is a game we really like. Tennessee is not as bad as they have appeared since they went off the rails two weeks ago in the first half against Pittsburgh. Tennessee is at home and getting a juicy 5.5 points and we are jumping on this one.
Giants at DC. Call DC the no-name team. They have no name. The Giants have a decent D and a spotty O. DC is better than their record. And getting 3 at home against the Giants is too good for us to pass up. Washington +3 at home.
SURVIVOR POOL
We are down to the final three. Mr. Markus with a K, rolling with the Steelers against a depleted cowpokes team. Ditto for Dustin Tischler. Mr. Feiler has not yet picked yet also likes the Steel City team. Last week The Kid fell with the Titans, while the Crime Dog got beat with the Pack. Bye week update- all our participants lost because they foolishly all picked Biden to win FLA and ignored our tweets that POTUS was going to win Florida.
Dustin Tischler wins the bye as he had Trump winning Florida, the Bucs in MNF, and Biden in Pennsylvania. CONGRATS.
MISCELLANEOUS:
Did you know we are 1,426 days away from election day 2024? And you know who will be running. Count on it. #MAGA.
Anyone know the ETA for ETA? And think of this- pre-covid Chief Judges Soto and Moore would have to cancel court on Monday. But now, with Zoom, as long as you have power, you can arraign away -plead not guilty, don't just ask for discovery- DEMAND IT- and set that sucker for trial.
Dolphins Rumpole ! Dolphins. We beat Arizona today the way Biden took the state and we and Steelers are class of the AFC = F KC!
ReplyDeleteI myself me want to states that President Trumps took and wins Florida and maybe Georgia and Pennsylvania and wins the election if the final votes all are legally counted. I was available as a higher judge in Miami to rule on no election fraud if asked on a motion to supress voters fraud and votes. But none was needd.
ReplyDeleteIn the future, even if Bidens win the president I will run for first appeals court atlantis judge and then US Supreme Court to work with my koleague Amy Bretlet Choens.
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Hammering Hank here Rumpy. We like your style, but holy mother of Jimmy the Greek, you can't just arbitrarily make up your own point spreads.
ReplyDeleteBills are plus 3 (at least you got this one correct).
Colts are -1 (this game did open at Colts plus 3 a week ago).
Titans are minus 5 not plus 5.5
DC is minus 3 not plus 3.
These lines come from: Westgate, MGM, Circa, William Hill, South Point, Draft Kings, Stations, and Ceasars. How about that Breeder's Cup weekend. Now that's what I live for.