Based on our 30+ years of experience, and this is just a guess, but you probably cannot get access to see your client until the fire is put out.
First, this breaking news: FDC is CLOSED Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. No attorney visits. Nada. The reason? Not the Government shutdown but because TB- a highly communicable disease- has been discovered.
Second: Would you rather lose your precious parking privilege at lot 26, which hasn't issued a new permit since Ted Mastos was sitting on the bench with his best pal The Mouse 🐭... OR
Would you rather lose your REGJB "skip the line" Disney Fast Pass and wait in line for a security check with Hoi Poloi?
Take our new poll.
NAME THAT MALL
Let's a pick a good nick-name for the mall rising across from the aforementioned Lot 26. Here are a few starters:
"Sy Gaer Square"; "Janet Reno River Walk";
OMG I'd rather leave my smoking hot GF before I'd give up my parking sticker. Are you kidding me? It's pure gold. I can read my texts while waiting in line. BFD.
ReplyDeleteAlso, only 5% of your readers know who The Mouse was. Just sayin....
Honorable Peter Adrienn market square
ReplyDeleteI actually checked the other day, and they haven't actually issued a permit since 2008.
ReplyDeleteHow about Carcel Vista?
ReplyDeleteHow about, Marvin Emory Memorial Drive?
ReplyDeleteWe had a funeral there for Sy so, that would be appropriate.
ReplyDeleteRobinette Marketplace for the mall.
ReplyDeleteAny seafood joint in the mall that sells calamari should be called Alsepe's.
They should build an exact replica of the Alibi Lounge in the new mall with drinks at the exact same price as in the legendary watering hole of the Holiday Inn.
ReplyDeleteBerty Soto Village
ReplyDeleteLet's go even further back in time. Just name it The Market Connection.
ReplyDeleteThe Market Connection--- blast from the past.
ReplyDeleteWe need to get back to basics on this blog rumpole. You used to have 50-100 comments a day. Now 10....wah wah wah wah..
ReplyDeleteThe difference?
It Friday afternoon...and somebody needs to shout SHUMIE-TIME!
Get back to basics. Get back to The Q and Shumie, will ya?
What about the Kenny Weisman-Heisman? Was that awarded this year to the best intern from the state and pd? Or did I miss it?
ReplyDeleteFormer circuit judge Howard Gross was the mouse and he passed away last month. He was interesting as hell and the plea conferences in his chambers were legendary. His judicial career ended in controversy but he was an excellent judge, a good friend, a great father, husband and a wonderful influence on many young lawyers. Nobody who knew him forgot him. May he rest in peace.
ReplyDeleteLove Carcel Vista.
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