Wednesday, September 23, 2015

AFFLICT YOUR SOULS


 And in the seventh month, on the first day of the month, ye shall have an holy convocation; ye shall do no servile work: it is a day of blowing the trumpets unto you.

And ye shall offer a burnt offering for a sweet savour unto the LORD; one young bullock, one ram, and seven lambs of the first year without blemish:
Numbers 29:7 

And this shall be a statute for ever unto you: that in the seventh month, on the tenth day of the month, ye shall afflict your souls, and do no work at all, whether it be one of your own country, or a stranger that sojourneth among you:
Leviticus 16:29


Also on the tenth day of this seventh month there shall be a day of atonement: it shall be an holy convocation unto you; and ye shall afflict your souls, and offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD.
Leviticus 23:7










 
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 1:40:00 PM

    Except if you have a new arraignment on a trafficking case and the client is paying cash.

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 1:53:00 PM

    Pope to Obama: WTF where are all the jews?

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  3. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 2:01:00 PM

    The REN (a venue) was closed for Kol Nidre. Anyone know if they will be open tonight to break the fast? Jonesing for those homemade pork rinds in orange sauce.

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 2:22:00 PM

    "Servile work" : associate at big law? C prosecutor? County Court Judge?

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  5. Fake MendyWednesday, September 23, 2015 2:33:00 PM

    Pope comes to town the day all Jews are in temple and off the streets. Coincidence? I think not. Oy vey.

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 4:02:00 PM

    Where oh where is Flora Seff these days?

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  7. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 4:22:00 PM

    What was the name of that broad that hated eating and thought everyone was fat? This is a good holiday for her.

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  8. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 5:05:00 PM

    Gonna snap-chat the Neila service. Nu?

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  9. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 5:08:00 PM

    I got a fin note to the guy who posts a video baba-boeying the Rabbi when he blows the shofar at the end of the service.

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  10. I see OJWednesday, September 23, 2015 5:09:00 PM

    And a baba-boey to y'all.

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  11. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 5:35:00 PM

    To all my Jewish friends. As Judge Sepe said at Bucciones : "eat up"!

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  12. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 5:36:00 PM

    Or as big Pauley said in Goodfellas "let's eat"

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  13. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 5:38:00 PM

    Or as Big Paul Castellano said at Sparks Steakhouse : "I'm dying for a good steak "

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  14. Fake Former JudgeWednesday, September 23, 2015 5:40:00 PM

    Or as real Fake Former judge said at Joes: "separate checks?"

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  15. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 5:44:00 PM

    Or as those guys in the sushi place in the gables say when you walk in "hey! How are you?!!!"

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  16. AnonymousWednesday, September 23, 2015 5:48:00 PM

    5:08 "fin note"? Who are you? Dashell Hammett? Mickey Spillane? You write the comment about the "broad" as well?
    It's 2015 not 1915 tough guy.

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  17. a follower of the trialmasterThursday, September 24, 2015 12:40:00 PM

    I hear that the Trialmaster hit for several million in a civil case recently...

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  18. AnonymousFriday, September 25, 2015 7:21:00 AM

    Can we discuss the Judge that fired her JA by text message? Can max out defendants eye to eye...but can't terminate her own employee face to face.

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