Top ten reasons why David Ovalle didn't like federal court:
10) Brand new courthouse lacks the charm and filth of the REGIB;
9) It is easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy to pass through security and there are no long lines to wait to get in;
8) They serve good black coffee;
7) He was often confused considering the recent proliferation of state court judges appointed to the federal bench;
6) The lawyers are polite and the trials proceed in a professional manner;
5) There are no JOA's (rule 29's);
4) The use of 404(b) evidence makes even the simplest cases a confusing mish-mash of multiple incidents, some charged, some not;
3) There are no broken elevators or escalators;
2) Everyone is convicted and sentenced to prison;
And the number one reason David Ovalle didn't like covering a case in federal court this week:
NO TWEETING IN COURT.
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