That being said....
The Chargers at Denver. Chargers -4 for 200 Rivers.
Eagles -2 at Bears. Eagles for 300 Lovie Smiths.
49ers at Packers. Packers -6.5 for 200 Brats.
Pick Em Paulie is having a blah year for the first time in a long time and the vig is killing us. But on we press. Each for $500.
WASH/DALL over 41.5
Buffalo +9
Pittsburgh -10
New England -10.5
Chicago +3
2009 record
23-25-2 47.92%
-$2250
SUICIDE POOL
Week eleven. Gotta be a record.
Rick Freedman-Cowboys; Ifitkhar Memon- Cowpokes;
Daniel Tibbitt- Cowpokes; Peter Sautter- Minnesota.
(as of right now I think we need a tiebreaker. Email me your MNF winner, total score, total TDs, total Field Goals, and attendance -just kidding about the attendance,)
BTW- this post is kind of short because the initial tests reveal that I probably have Groats disease. The doctors are working on a course of treatment and I'm just not in the mood to write much.
REGJB Thoughts
ReplyDeleteIf you need a case done right- Hire Ken White
You can't hire obi wan kenobi
but you can hire obi wan Gene Zenobi
If your client's butt is in a french fryer
Hire Andy Rier
Richard Hersch? Not the worst. For DUI he's the guy.
Unless You get Bobby Reiff -who gives the prosecutors lots of grief
Get Judge Ortiz? Your DUI is a breeze
and its not all doom and gloom if your case is sent to Judge Beth Bloom
If you want to give the state a fight- pony up the bucks and hire Jay White
and if your client acted like a lecher
hire Jon Blecher
I like to go to Au Bon Pain and have a lox and Bagel
ReplyDeleteand then go upstairs and argue my case before Judge Zabel!
Joel Denaro looks ridiculous in a sombrero?
ReplyDeletePick Em Paulie is having a blah year for the first time in a long time and the vig is killing us. But on we press. Each for $500.
ReplyDeleteWASH/DALL over 41.5
Buffalo +9
Pittsburgh -10
New England -10.5
Chicago +3
2009 record
23-25-2 47.92%
-$2250
A few non-football related question this Sunday morning. Did anyone else see the Sarah "the town nut" Palin interview where she claimed that the U.S. Constitution only gives rights to U.S. citizens? I wonder why a prosecutor has never raised this issue in the dozens of trials in which I have represented non-citizens. If The Rogue is elected president, will she be the stupidest person to ever hold the office or has there actually been someone less well-read than her before?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Rump. If you're like me and 95% of others diagnosed with Groats, you have relapsing-remitting non-specific Groats. You probably lost control of your left pinkie at the same time your right toe began to throb. You experienced dizziness and nausea and a strong desire for chopped liver.
ReplyDeleteBasically you need a course of acycolvir along with high doses of vitamins C and D and cut out all vitamin E and most dairy. Of course you can't have sex for three weeks after the symptoms disappear - not because you're contagious- but one very bad side affect of Groats is priapism- or an erection that lasts several hours.
Avoid all dark colas, most types of Buffalo meat, saunas, popcorn, and drink as much coffee as possible at the onset of symptoms and then switch to green tea once you lose control of the pinkie.
Don't worry Rump - you can live with this.
Danny Duberstein was such a great trial attorney until his Groats really got the best of him. I was shocked you didn't mention his passing 2 months ago on the blog. I guess this is karma.
ReplyDelete12:52 hysterical.
ReplyDeleteDuberstein had a rarer form of Groats- "Lipensky's Groats" marked by a rapid progression from onset and the shaking of the pinky spreading to the whole hand.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Lipensky, whither John Lipensky, that most mercurial of appellate attorneys?
ReplyDeleteTraffic Boyz in Vegas update #4- After a beer soaked bonanza at a local strip club, the traffic boys came stumbling into their hotel waving various types of women's undergarments and smelling of cheap perfume and champagne. One of them plunked a black hundred dollar chip on 00 at roulette winning 3500!!! A few ladies of the morning immediately went running over to the table to congratulate (and possibly more) the winner, but his friends grabbed him and dragged him into an elevator. A late casino brunch at the buffet was on tap for later in the day.
ReplyDeleteRumpole- Groat's disease- or more properly "Groate's disease" is the second but less known serious ailment to afflict a baseball player. While Lou Gherig died of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, many years later popular NY Mets catcher Jerry Groate contracted amyotrophic vertical sclerosis, which while less severe than ALS, is none the less serious. It primarily affects your ability to move vertically- up and down. You should treat this seriously and seek appropriate medical care.
ReplyDeletei'll get you a hat that can help you with the groats but you have to promise NEVER TAKE IT OFF..
ReplyDeletegood luck we love you rump
Nice try with the "Groat's disease" Rumpole. The reason you are keeping it so short is that you are a close associate of Scott Rothstein and are sweating bullets about the possibility of calling a federal prison home for the next ten or so years...........
ReplyDeleteRumpole said...
ReplyDeleteWhat censorship??? We have no agenda, and our only master is She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Thursday, March 02, 2006 1:58:00 PM
I thought you claimed you never said that you had a wife. Question: Is "She Who Must Be Obeyed" your wife or not? If not, who is she?
(Hopefully thinking outside the box?)
9:07 pm - You have wayyyyy too much time on your hands; goin gback to March of 2006?!
ReplyDeleteMemon, you already took the Bengals - you are going to have a tough pick next week!
She who must be obeyed. Could be Rump's mother? Or even his cat.
ReplyDelete"She who must be obeyed"
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious. Rumpole has a girlfriend. Who is your girlfriend Rump?
5:41, HR who is your girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteName please.
Occupation.
Measurements.
Post picture.
Is she a looker Rump?
ReplyDelete