Saturday, February 14, 2009

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU

The DBR reports that  Joel Brown rolled to a victory as a chief judge, with a "landslide" 62-59 win. The title of the post links to the DBR article. 

More later. 

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18 comments:

  1. You gotta follow Rumpole on Tweeter. He's even more hysterical and uses less words.

    Jon Colby Tweets??? Shumie Tweets?? What's next? Obama tweets?

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  2. Kiton? No way....I would go to Brioni for my suits....and follow mayor "Mike" in the door.

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  3. Kiton? We own a bunch of them!!!

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  4. Poor Fernandez. Guess he is going back to the Coconut Grove Chamber to retrieve the money he set aside as President...

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  5. Great link to the Broward Blog which shows how many jury trials each judge is doing. Any chance we'll see such a link for Dade judges? Yeah right

    http://jaablog.jaablaw.com/2009/02/13/monthly-jury-trial-reports-for-january-2009.aspx

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  6. Dis Judge Joel Brown eess really Chief Judge? I vatch him on TV dis veek. He is not real judge. Dis eeeeess major bullsheeeeeeet!

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  7. The DBR is wrong. Brown won by at least 8 and maybe 10.

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  8. Well we just need to elect a few more hispanic judges

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  9. They're gonna make a move against Kilngman at the Tropi-gala. My man Turner told me this.

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  10. One more thing:

    Don't you contact me again. Ever. From now on you deal with Turnball.

    Rump. I mean it.

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  11. You know Rump, you sit up there in your blogger's retreat, high in the Sierra Nevada mountains, while the Rosato Brothers are taking prisoners. You know Rump, my family doesn't eat in Las Vegas, My family doesn't eat in Miami with that jew Hyman Roth. I want those Rosato brothers dead. MORTE'!!!

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  12. Rump, your father liked Shumie, your father did business with Shumie, but your father never trusted Shumie. Or his Sicilian messenger boy Chris Pracitto.

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  13. Family members

    Vito Corleone — Father; Don from 1919 to 1946 & 1948 to 1950
    Carmella Corleone — Mother.
    Santino 'Sonny' Corleone — Eldest son; Underboss to Don Vito acting Don from 1946 to 1948.
    Kathryn & Francesca Corleone — Sonny's daughters, born in 1937.
    Frank Corleone — Sonny's elder son, born in 1940.
    Santino Corleone Jr. — Sonny's younger son, born in 1945
    Frederico 'Fredo' Corleone — Middle son.
    Michael Corleone — Youngest son; Acting Don from 1950 - 1955 & Don from 1955 - 1958 & 1959 - 1980.
    Kay Adams — Wife of Michael Corleone.
    Anthony Corleone — Son of Michael Corleone.
    Mary Corleone — Daughter of Michael Corleone;
    Constanzia 'Connie' Corleone-Rizzi — Daughter.
    Victor Rizzi — Connie's elder son, born in 1949.
    Michael Francis Rizzi — Connie's younger son, born in 1954;
    Tom Hagen — Adopted son; Consigliere to Vito and Michael acting Don from 1958 to 1959.
    Frank Hagen — Elder son of Tom Hagen
    Andrew Hagen — Younger son of Tom Hagen,
    Unnamed Hagen daughters — Youngest children of Tom Hagen
    Vincent Mancini-Corleone — Illegitimate son of Sonny Corleone Don from 1980 to present.
    Johnny Fontane — Godson to Vito Corleone.
    [edit]Dons
    Vito Corleone: 1919 - 1946
    Sonny Corleone: (Acting Don) 1946 - 1948
    Vito Corleone: 1948 - 1950
    Michael Corleone: (Acting Don) 1950 - 1955
    Michael Corleone: 1955 - 1958
    Tom Hagen: (Acting Don) 1958 - 1959
    Michael Corleone: 1959 - 1980
    Vincent Corleone: 1980 - Present
    [edit]Underbosses
    Sonny Corleone: 1946 - 1948
    Fredo Corleone: 1955 - 1959
    Aldo Trapani: 1954 - 1955 The Godfather: The Game only
    Al Neri: 1959 - 1980
    [edit]Consiglieres
    Genco Abbandando: 1931 - 1945
    Tom Hagen: 1945 - 1950
    Vito Corleone: 1950 - 1955
    Tom Hagen: 1955 - 1964
    B.J. Harrison: 1964 - 1980
    [edit]Capos
    Peter Clemenza: 1931 - 1957
    Salvatore Tessio: 1931 - 1955
    Sonny Corleone: 1936 - 1946
    Aldo Trapani: 1950 - 1954 (The Godfather: The Game only)
    Rocco Lampone: 1955 - 1959
    Al Neri: 1955 - 1959
    Frank Pentangeli: 1957 - 1959
    Joey Zasa: 1959 - 1979
    [edit]Soldiers
    Aldo Trapani 1946 - 1950 (The Godfather: The Game only)
    Al Neri 1945 - 1955 Soldier in Clemenza Crew
    Rocco Lampone 1945 - 1955 Soldier in Clemenza Crew
    Joey Zasa Unk. - 1959
    Willie Cicci Unk. - 1959
    Paulie Gatto Unk. - 1945
    Luca Brasi Unk. - 1945 Soldier in Clemenza Crew
    Frank Pentangeli Unk. - 1957

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  14. Hottest REG FEMALES:

    Butchko

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  15. Poor Fernandez? ahh my friend at 1:30pm take note that those of us who admire and respect him (and others like him) are considering on what should be done with those who claim to be friends but are not. Time will reveal the consequences

    Sow the wind reap the whirlwind.

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  16. RUMP. THIS IS SERIOUS. IGNORE AT YOUR OWN RISK BUT PLEASE POST FOR YOUR READERS.

    A very mean and bad band of disgruntled former employees of a law firm- IT guys and some associates, that were fired and then sued and lost a summary judgment, are in town. These guys feel beaten and abused by the legal system and they are striking back by very insidious use of email to infect the firms computer systems.

    OK now the name. It sounds silly, but be warned: THE UNSCRUPULOUS POTATO HEADS.

    HERE'S WHAT THEY DO:

    They will gain access to your email system and corrupt known email addresses. Then they will send an email from someone you know with an attachment. When you open it it will seem empty. It will have a virus.

    WHAT DOES THE VIRUS DO?

    Not what you think. The virus primarily strikes word processing functions, because if you think about it, that's what lawyers do.

    1) It will re-arrange the keyboard. When you hit one letter, say "e" a "z" will appear. BUT and this is significant- it will happen one or two times a document. Just enough to slow productivity.

    2) It re-arranges pro-nouns. "He" becomes "she" and vice a versa. Your spell check doesn't pick it up, but your client will and will feel you are doing sloppy work.

    3) It inserts subtle phrases, such as, in a letter, "this judge is a jerk", or in a pleading, "opposing counsel has large breasts."
    Again, this will get past most spell checks, and will slow productivity to a crawl.

    This is just a few of the many things this vicious group does. They followed a partner from California from the original firm that fired them, to her new firm in Chicago, and tormented the firm so viciously, that eventually the firm had to get new servers and scrap their entire system. The whole system was infected with viruses and back doors it could not be made secure, and they just had to start over. The partner was asked to leave.

    Anyway, they are now in Miami, because I have a friend who works with them. Be careful. Be warned.
    THE UNSCRUPULOUS POTATO HEADS CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE.

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  17. 10:07 p.m., my concurrence, if I were up for election I'd be worried!

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  18. WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Four U.S. Justice Department attorneys were held in contempt on Friday for failing to turn over documents to the legal team representing convicted former U.S. Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska.

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/usPoliticsNews/idUKTRE51C6N020090213

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