IT WAS THE CORRECTIONS CAPTAIN
IN THE LIBRARY
WITH THE CANDLESTICK.
A Miami Dade Corrections Captain was arrested on domestic violence charges of attacking her boyfriend with a candlestick. HERALD
NFL TONIGHT
Da Bears rumble into DC to play the Redskins who have had only one day of practice this week after burying their team mate Sean Taylor in Miami on Monday.
The Skins are three point favorites and while we would othewise avoid this game, the Skins are better than the Bears. If you need action tonight, lay the three points and put your feet up and have a couple of cold ones. Tomorrow is Friday and that means it is close enough to the weekend to start drinking.
(i'm #1. I love this.)
ReplyDeleteall together now........
SOMEBODY CALL THE Q!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey rumpy...
ReplyDeletecare to share a cold one???
USUFRUCT is one of those sexy, dirty sounding legal words.
ReplyDeleteRumpole: breaking news on the taylor case: the blog legends in their own mind defense team has been assembled: defendant 1. jason gray 2. joel denaro 3. dan lurvey 4. mike catalano and the future 5. both david marcus'
ReplyDeleteWhat Do the Cops Have on Me?
ReplyDeleteWhat turns up when a police officer punches your name into the computer.
http://www.slate.com/id/2179180/
That would actually be a very good defense team, and any defendant who got both David Markus's to work on their case would have two of the very smartest lawyers in the State if not the country.
ReplyDeleteLOCAL DOG DETAILS ABUSE- AUTHORITIES TO INVESTIGATE
ReplyDeleteThe pooch of a well known criminal defense attorney spilled his guts this week to a "dog psychic" and the tale was a horrific one of left overs from the Palm, warm water from the tap in his bowl while the family sipped evian, and problems with other dogs in the swanky pinecrest area of town. Rumor is that the ASPCA is looking into the allegations that the dog's bed was covered with sheets with a thread count of less than 200.!!!! Shocking stuff, but when it comes to neglected animals, you have to be tough to hear all the details.
Rump picks another football winner. Thanks Rump. More xmas money.
ReplyDeleteRump, remember, saying nice things about any lawyer makes certain people very very angry.
ReplyDeleteWhen is the JNC interviewing next for the Judge Bach's vacancy? Any word on these newcomers, as I'm tired of seeing the same ol' gang sending in their applications (as I'm sure the JNC is too).
ReplyDeleteEither way, it looks like the Gov enjoys seeing people with criminal litigation backgrounds, although there's some more civil lawyers this go round. I think some of these newbies have criminal backgrounds to start before jumping to the civil side, presumably for the the big $.
Uhm, didn't you post your pick at halftime of the game?
ReplyDeleteHey Rump: Markus was quoted approvingly today by none other than Glenn Greenwald:
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No I did not post my pick at half time. Here's how you can tell:
ReplyDelete1) look at the first comment- its at 6:15 PM, shortly after my poost went up.
2)Granted my post is LABELED 10:34 PM. But look at the first post yesterday- It was obviously up all day and is LABELED 10:33 PM. Why? Because Blogger sucks and it does werid things to my posts for some unknown reason. I can manipulate the time of the post, so what happened is I posted the football pick, checked on it, and because it still was BELOW the first post of the day, I had to go back, edit the post and change the time to one minute past the earlier post of the day.
But I appreciate that you are a careful reader and are keeping me on my toes to make sure no monkey business is happening. I am an officer of the court, and we can't do things like that, right?
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ReplyDeleteBreaking Blog News:
ReplyDeleteAuthorities have determined that Shumie's paripatetic pooch is suffering from SAD- seasonal affect disorder, which is commonly seen in pinecrest pooches this time of year when the stress of the holidays and the pressure to buy and live in a bigger, larger dog house, then his pinecrest neighbors, often gets dogs down in the dumps.
A regimen of alpo and paxil has been prescribed and the prognosis is guarded but hopeful.
And the Q is the best lawyer in the country, bar all.
ReplyDeleteThe Snumie dog thing - put it to sleep.
ReplyDeleteWOOwoof arrff arrf.
ReplyDelete(translated: I agree.)
Here I am as a young Police Officer back in the day.
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Yes bloggers before I became the famous Criminal Laywer you all know I was a Police Officer.
THE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
ReplyDeleteIn Court News:
ALEMAN TRIAL COMES TO A CLOSE...
Following a three-day hearing, the attorney prosecuting the misconduct case against Broward Circuit Judge Cheryl Aleman recommended she receive a public reprimand for behaving in a vindictive manner and using fear to control her courtroom.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/
news/local/broward/
sfl-flbaleman1207
nbdec07,0,559027.story
In the Liberty City Seven case ...
The jurors appear to be deadlocked. My, what a shame!!!
Jurors in the homegrown terrorism trial of seven Miami men charged with waging war against the United States said Thursday they were having a hard time reaching a verdict.
http://www.miamiherald.com/519/story/335467.html
CAPTAIN OUT .....
Rumpole: this just in, the SWFACDL has confirmed that all counsel will be admitting their clients' involvement in the taylor murder prior to arraignment and the receipt of discovery. rule 3 will be imminent.
ReplyDeletewhere is sy gaer now that he is needed in the sean taylor case?
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