Rumpole has semi-exclusively learned, while ensconced here, high in the mountains of ....
well never mind that for now. Rumpole has learned exclusively that the Dolphins will announce the firing of embattled head coach Cam Cameron.
Cameron leaves with a scintillating 1-15 record, and his last official words as Dolphins head coach were reported to be "I'd better not lie about why I was fired or Don Horn will fire me again."
In other local news, we are sad to forward this REPORT that Nonja, a resident of the Miami Zoo and the world's oldest Orangutan, has passed away. Like many long time Miami residents, Nonja was not born in Miami, however, she arrived here in 1983 and has been delighting Zoo visitors ever since.
There is no truth to the rumor that Nonja was about to be fired from the Zoo for donating some of her toys to charity. No, that monkey business is confined to the corners of 12th street and 12th avenue.
Again, our internet is iffy, so Happy New Year if we don't post before 2008.
not going to post a comment calling an attorney a "kiss ass" and "douchebag". You need to take a creative writing class.
ReplyDeleteI'll do you one better, Rump: Get right down to the crux of the matter: OUTLAW THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!
ReplyDeleteIts the only way we can reclaim our democracy. Its bold, but needed-at least temporarily. Once they show they can be a respectful party again, we'll let them contest elections again. Until then, they need to go to the sidelines and let us take back our nation.
switzerland?
ReplyDeleteHow about this: KFR is a absent-landlord phony idiot. The office is a fucking joke 90% of the time, BUT it works out pretty good for defendants and defense lawyers when compared to Broward and Federal Court.
ReplyDeleteSo, complain, bitch about KFR (and she does seem like a moron, to be honest) and her office, but lets not doing anything stupid that may lead to some hard-ass, competent SA. We may not really want that.
Something to think about.
better call him an anal-osculating-vaginal-rinse-container.
ReplyDelete"Douchebag" can be a very creative slur if used properly.
ReplyDeleteRumpole, I think you have the story wrong. Cam Cameron has not been fired yet. The General Manager Randy Mueller was the one who was fired. Parcells needs more time to consider Cameron's future with the team. But if you meant that Cam Cameron should be fired, I agree with you. Although Cameron didn't cause the Dolphins' problems, he wasn't good enough to fix the problems that were already there because of Wannstedt.
ReplyDeleteI stand by my story. Adios Cam. He has been told see ya, wouldn't want to be ya.
ReplyDeleteIf you're right on this one, good work with the quick reporting. Let's Go Dolphins in 2008 (and 2009assuming they make the playoffs but I don't expect such a quick turning of the tide).
ReplyDeleteIn breaking news ..... Bill Parcells replaced the Dolphin logo with a BIG TUNA. Better to go with the cannings about to come, and to better id the fish stink. (Dolphins are mammals).
ReplyDeletewhen jimmie johnson took over the cowboys and went 1-15 he had to clean house of lazy dead weight football players, the dolphins had talent, particularly on defense, the coach HAS to go.
ReplyDeleteI find the term and product douchebag to be less offensive than handgun. It is natural for a woman to have a menstrual cycle, to procreate, and hopefully raise in a loving manner a child with morals and nonviolent. A handgun kills. Our nation is addicted to violence more than any other vice. The world would be a much nicer place if there were more fucking than fighting. Have you noticed the countries in the world with legal prostitution, a lot of fucking also have lower birth rates, abortion and violence. I guess the more you fuck the better you get at birth control. Give me a douchebag anyday. Like in the movie about Larry Flynt; where he shows pictures of war and violence and then pictures of naked people and people having sex , which is more offensive. this blog is dedicated to those of us who benefit from violence as much as the cops, corrections, etc. no violence, no defense bar- all that would be left are dui's. so for one, next time you see me in court please yell out to me; hey douchebag, I would consider it a compliment. In fact let that be the official FACDL greeting in 2008, top of the morning to you douchebag, hey douchebag, what's up db, etc. all other organizations have their secret greetings- cops speak in code, the nazis raised their arm and said heil hitler, I say the defense bar adopt the creedo: Hire a good douchebag and you will not regret the fucking you are about to go through. happy new year, the onion peeler.
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ReplyDeleteHappy new year, feliz ano neavo. Thanx for the blog
DS
Thanx Mr. Sisselman.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with Parcells is that I could run the Dolphins next year and based on the quality of draft picks improve the team to 8-8. The real question is where the team goes for the next five years. Can they build a team with a system that keeps it competitive for a few decades? Look at the Cowboys, the Steelers, - how many losing seasons have they had in the last twenty years? probably less than five between the two. They load up, make a run, lose some players to age or free agency go 8-8 or at worst 7-9 and then bounce back the next few years and make another run.
Most wins since 1970??? Google it Rump
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about-"based on the quality of draft picks I could go 8-8"? When was the last good Dolfs draft? C'mon man, get real-if you or anyone else-Bill Cowher included-won 8 games next yr, it be a miracle! You don't just draft a few college boys, and presto: 8-8 in the NFL. Simpleton!
ReplyDeleteI can't just at the moment but I'm sure th Fins had the most wins since 1970. But not since 1980 or 1990 and for sure not since 2000. Plus they havent been in a Super Bowl for over 20 years and when was the last AFC Championship they lost? More than 15 years I think. Jimmy Johnson heralded the start of this organization losing its way. And now off to an outdoors New Years Eve hot tub. Ahhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteTHE CAPTAIN REPORTS:
ReplyDeleteWELCOME 2008 .......
In the coming year, we will be electing a new President of the US, a new Miami Dade Public Defender, a State Attorney (new?), and 47 judges' seats are up for election in our County.
It looks to be a very exciting year.
I hope everyone gets everything they wish for.
Happy New Year .......
CAPTAIN OUT ........
umm a new clerk of court
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rump, i haven"t seen your new years resolutions
ReplyDeleteIt is wth great sadness that I must report that Traffic Hearing Officer Steve Shenkman Passed away yesterday after battling pancreatic cancer for the last three months. Steve loved reading the Blog and I am sure he is still reading it now ... just from a higher vantage point.
ReplyDeleteHe will be sorely missed.
Tom Cobitz
Tuna and "canned cam" are meeting today. Just watch. I told you first.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am working on my resolutions. one was to post them early. Oh well.
my resolution is to save enough flow to retain walker and thompson to represent me and my porn empire
ReplyDeleteRump-olay- Lets start a top ten countdown of the best rumors of 2007. I'll start with numbers 10 and 10A
ReplyDelete10- Fred Moldovan will be taking a leave of absence from his ticket clinic to become an assistant campaign manager and speech writer for Huckabee.
10a- Fred Moldovan sold his ticket clinic to Ray Ray to take a job as a Casino manager at a smaller local Casino in Vegas. He gets a small cut of the take.
Number 9: That Scott Fingerhut was College roomates with the guy who invented U-Tube, and his ten K loan turned into soctks worth 50 million and he was outta here.
ReplyDeleteThat Peter Adrien knew what he was doing in court. (OK. some rumors are so fantasitcally wild that they are not believed upon first sight. But still, someone was spreading this one.)
ReplyDeleteNow I don't know about nicknames, but if Herbie the Love Bug isn't the best blog nickname of 2007 (but it really was released in 2008) and one of the best blog nicknames of all time, then my name isn't
ReplyDeleteSHUMIE'S DOG.
I am going to practice law and forget about my obsession to anonymously comment eve3rytime I think I know who Rumpole is. I'm tired of being wrong.
ReplyDeletejustice on motion
ReplyDeleteWhere is a gloating, "I told you so post?"
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