Sunday, November 12, 2006

ON FIRE

WHO GAVE YOU THE JETS?
WHO GAVE YOU THE UNDER IN THAT GAME?

WHO GAVE YOU THE EAGLES?
WHO GAVE YOU THE UNDER IN THAT GAME?

WHO GAVE YOU THE OVER IN THE BENGALS CHARGERS GAME?

WHO IS 5-0 ON HIS PICKS TODAY?
WHO HAS THE COURAGE EVERY WEEK TO POST HIS PICKS, AND WHO IS ON FIRE?

RUMPOLE! THATS WHO.

5 comments:

  1. the question is not who is on fire. the question is are you putting $$ on your pics?

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  2. NO. President Bush has signed legislation making internet gambling illegal. Far be it from me to commit a crime.

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  3. If only you picked your juries as well.

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  4. All lawyers are blood-sucking, motherless scum who should be incarcerated in prisons and only let out into the courtroom to defend the reasons why they shouldn't just be killed outright, and then killed anyway as a show of true justice.

    In other news, GO BUCS! No not Tampa Bay you schmucks, THE Ohio State Buckeyes! Now go take some poor abused wife's last dime defending her against some Neanderthal psychopath that your drinking buddy is defending (and who you crack jokes about the case with) in your latest divorce case that you are dragging out in the hopes of collecting a greater percentage of the house money. You vile filth of a human being. I hope you get hit by a gas truck and taste your own blood as you die a slow, painful death. Of course you can all suck my ass before dying.

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