We've tried poetry, ignorning them, and now cheering them. Go Fins.
To show we know more then blood spatter, objective entrapment, and conspiracy,
we give you our Sunday football picks:
New Orleans at Carolina: Saints + 7 and our best bet: Under 41 1/2.
Miami at Houston: Texans -3 1/2 (sorry guys).
NE at Cinncinatti: Bengals -5 1/2.
A few weeks of following our picks and you can retire from the practice of law.
Alan: Hi. This is Alan.
ReplyDeleteChris: And I’m Chris.
Alan & Chris: And we’re Alan and Chris.
Alan: But not the Alan and Chris on the blog.
Chris: Right. We’re the real Alan and Chris.
Alan: And we want to ask the person doing the posts to stop.
Chris: It’s not fun.
Alan: It’s not funny.
Chris: I was supposed to say that.
Alan: Just keep going.
Chris: You stole my line jackass.
Alan: I knew you were too stupid to do this joint post. Just go do your own.
Chris. Fine.
Alan: Fine.
Chris; You always have to have the last word.
Alan: Do not.
Chris: See?
Alan: Say goodbye Chris.
Chris: Goodbye Chris.
Alan: What a dork. See what I have to work with?
Chris: This is over.
Alan: Nothing is over until I say it is.
Chris: Now you’re doing lines from Rambo?
Alan: I can do what I want, I’m the boss.
Chris: Are not.
Alan: Am too.
Chris” I’m going.
Alan: Good riddance.
why do you think that bit is funny? it's not funny. your a turd.
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ReplyDeleteHERALD WORKING ON BIG STORY REGARDS JUDICIAL ELECTIONS NOV 7.
The Alan & Chris thing is more played out than the Jets were in the 11/27/94 game, 22 left where Marino whooped on 'em in the final quarter at 1st and goal.
ReplyDeleteIS THAT RIGHT SUSANNA/ A BIG SCOOP?????
ReplyDeleteyeah, a big scoop - the herald will write about irrelevant things, missing the important points, and getting half of it wrong.
ReplyDelete3:47 tell us how you really feel o.k.
ReplyDeletestop bashing oh susanna
ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THE SCOOPS ABOUT???ROCKY ROAD ICE CREAM MAYBE???
ReplyDeleteI thought the Chris/Alan was kind of funny. Well written too.
ReplyDelete3 for 3 in my 1pm picks. Just need the Bengals over the Pats to go a perfect 4-0.
Rumpole, good thing you are a lawyer. The Texans did NOT cover.
ReplyDeletewoops you're right 2-1
ReplyDeleteJacksonville's D.C. homie, Byron Leftwich, is laying it on that Washington team... See? You CAN go home again...
ReplyDeleteuntil they got spanked up by taylor, portis and moss in o.t.. and if your wondering why the canes are having an off year it's cause they are all staring in the n.f.l..
ReplyDeletegetting low low low numbers rumpole
ReplyDeleteLast Hour 16
Today 225
2-2. as good as a monkey would do.
ReplyDeleteIs the Herald going to expose Lorenzo, Levy and company?
ReplyDeletethe story will be about how no one cares about the run off. No one will read the story, because no one cares
ReplyDeletehy should we vote yes for Leslie Rothenberg on Nov 7 when she could not even get past primary in 2004 state attorney race?
ReplyDeleteCandidates For The 2004 General Election
State Attorney
Miami-Dade County
Candidate Status Primary Runoff General
Circuit: 011
Milian , Al (REP)
Defeated Won Eliminated
Rosenberg , Gary (NPA)
Defeated Unopposed Eliminated
Rothenberg , Leslie (REP)
Defeated Eliminated
Rundle , Katherine Fernandez (DEM)
Elected Unopposed Won
Al Milian won primary.
ReplyDeleteWas it NOT clear to Jeb that Miami Dade does not want Leslie on any important position, DUH..
so he appoints her to 3rd DCA, whats that about.
since when does jeb care about his former hometown? Where you been?
ReplyDeleteUsing that logic, should Jeb have appointed Al instead?
ReplyDeleteLeslie has plenty of support from people who know her. Further, as you know, election results do not always correlate to competence.
"Leslie has plenty of support from people who know her."
ReplyDeleteWhat???????
Dumbest statement EVER on the blog.
Al Milian is a tool.
ReplyDeleteAl Milian is actually a great guy. You however are a turd.
ReplyDeleteAl Milian is not a great guy - he's just not as bad as he is portrayed. He, at best, is an OK guy.
ReplyDeleteSee ya laterz, Leslie, Nov 7 is coming.
ReplyDeleteOh how justice will work one more time. Leslie will need a spot at a lawfirm come Nov 7.
leslie will be retained by 87% or so - anyone who is hated as much as her gets between 85-90% - sorry
ReplyDeletecheck her DCBA poll ratings worst ever for a appeals Judge.
ReplyDeletewicked witch of the west.
ReplyDeleteDCBA poll doesn't mean shit. Just try to interest your mechanic or any other average voter in Miami-Dade County about what it is or what it means.
ReplyDeleteI'm not rooting for the Dolphins again this year. I'm losing too much $$ on them.
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